I’m bored. Here’s a survey.

1. What are your siblings middle names?
Anne and Paul

2. Where is your dad right now?
Most likely sitting on the couch at home

3. What was the last thing you said?
"You want the dryer on HIGH?!"

4. What is something you’ve learned about yourself recently?
I’m more comfortable discussing my research than I thought possible.

5. What color is your watch?
I don’t wear a watch. But the one Allison gave me last year is black and silver.

6. What do you think of when you think of Australia?

Kangarooooos!

7. When was the last time you squatted to pee?
Not entirely sure.

8. Who is the last person you liked? 
Greg

9. Are you close to your mom? 
Yes

10. Where does your best friend work?
Illinois and New Jersey.

11. What is your least attractive feature?
My stomach. But I’m working on that. Sort of.

12. How old were you when you started wearing a bra? 
10 or 11.

13. What color are your pants?
I’m not wearing pants. I just got out of the shower.

14. Do you have a roommate?
Two of them. 5 if you count our animals.

15. What color is your bedroom flooring?
Beige carpet

16. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yeah, and I’m sitting on it right now.

17. What time were you born?
11:30 pm-ish

18. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
Probably.

19. What’s your favorite number? 14!

23. Where did you live in 1987?
I was just born, and I still lived in West Orange, NJ

24. What happened to you in 1993?
Uhhh… I learned how to write letters? Maybe?

25. Does your first memory involve your dad?
No

26. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
Yeah, a lot of them

20. Do you know anyone named Laurie?
Not any more

21.What is your mom’s hair color? 
brown

22. Do you have a dog? 
No

27. When was the last time you went swimming? 
September, probably. Sigh.

28. Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
Thankfully, no

29. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Last saturday when my brother and sister called me drunk while I was in SD

30. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yes, almost every summer I think.

31. Do you play an instrument?
I used to play the clarinet

32. Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
no

33. Do you like fire?
I like looking at fire. But it sort of scares me.

35. Are you allergic to anything?
Cats, pollen, dust

36. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday. We won’t discuss that now.

37. What kind of shampoo do you use? 
Suave

39. Were you popular in high school?
I don’t think I’d be considered popular, but I knew a lot of people and [as far as I’m aware] wasn’t disliked.

40. Did you take science all four years of high school? 
Obviously that’s a yes.

41. Do you like butterflies?
Sure

42. What is the last book you read?
Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris

43. Do you like Coke or Pepsi more? 
coke

44. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Not having to worry so much.

45. Did you ever see the school nurse?
Yep. I was a sickly child.

46. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No, but I’ve been considering it lately.

47. What is one thing you’ve learned about your life recently?
It’s a chaotic mess and whenever it isn’t, I shouldn’t comment on it because it will only get worse.

48. Are you jealous of anyone?
Hmm… Really, truly jealous? No.

49. Is anyone jealous of you?
Bahaha,  I doubt that.

50. When was the last time you were in an elevator?
Yesterday when I was going to work.