moms find everything you dont want them to find
Yesterday and today were blah days. Yeah I got some things done, but I didn’t do much. Yesterday I got my hair cut, then went to costco, then submitted for auditions, and went and got a facial. Today I had my second shoot for my headshots with Robin and this time the shoot went really well! The last shoot she figured out that my eyes were SUPER sensitive to the light and so I couldnt keep them open for too long while looking at the camera or else I’d start to squint or my eyes would almost look cross eyes trying to focus on the lense haha. So this time she tried different things with me. One thing she did was have me turn away from the camera and then when she said my name, I’d turn around and look straight into the lense and she’d snap the shot before my eyes got too tired. Another was having me get in position, then close my eyes until she was ready and open them for the shot. Then another thing she had me do was really push to open my eyes as much as possible against the light. That felt weird. It felt like I was making these huge surprised eyes, but in fact, my eyes were so resistant to the light that in the pictures, it just looks like I am opening them regularly.
Anyway, we got some great shots. Hurray!
I was starving so as soon as I got home I made myself a nummy sammich, but while I was making it my head started hurting. I rarely EVER get head aches so I didn’t have any regular tylenol or aleve or anything like that in my cabinet. However, I did have Midol PM! Even though it said PM I didn’t think it would affect me that much so I took 2. Sure enough my headache started going away and I drank lots of water as well just in case the head ache meant I was dehydrated. So then after eating my sandwich I went down to the leasing office of my building to pick up some packages that were left there for me. One of which was a package from my mom with some stuff of mine that she had found while cleaning out what was left of my room at home. So I rummaged through it. There were a couple of check books (definitely need those), some jewelry (eh whatev) a keychain (I threw it out) some stationary (still useable) and….LARGE TROJAN CONDOMS?! SHIT!
I seriously thought I had made sure to get rid of all traces of my sexual activity out before I moved, but unfortunately I had missed those and my mom stumbled apon them. I mean, it’s not like she still thinks im a virgin, I know she knows I’m not, but that’s still embarrassing that she found them! I’m sure she must have gotten some self satisfaction out of sending me these knowing what my reaction would be like. 😛 Yup. You got me mom.
I went into my bedroom to put my stuff away, and scan a couple of funny pictures she sent to me on to my computer to post on facebook. I was thinking of working out when all of a sudden I got very drowsy and decided I’d just lay down and rest my eyes just for a bit. Well.. a bit turned into 4 hours! I woke up after midnight! :-O That Midol PM is a lot stronger than I thought! Dang! Now though I’m not going to be able to fall asleep for a while 😛 Dag nabbit!
I think I’ll go watch Letters To Juliet. I hope it’s good!
I love those cartoons!
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I hear that in Letters to Juliet there is a scene where Juliet finds a huge box of condoms and sends it to her daughter.
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Moms find and know ALLL
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thats pretty funny 🙂 my mom would just toss em i think 😛 but your pics are cute hehe
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hahah! you made mom look so EVIL!
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Large or XL? if it was XL, your mom was probly just proud of you… hehe Have a Nice Day!
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P.s. I actually think it is in some sort of job description and list of duties that is handed out to mums once they become mums that “You must and always will find what your children do NOT want you to find!”. Hahaha, your cartoon of your mom is so funny! You make her look so evil and like she is rubbing her hands together in evil excitement over her discovery! Cue the villain voice “Mwah hahaha”!
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