perverts! hahaha

man oh man, the other day I was at borders with my friend dusty and we were lookin at this book of dirty jokes…

we read lots of them but two of them really stuck in my mind lol

what is white and falls down from the heavens above?

…. the cumming of christ!

HAHAHA OH MY GOSH!  i have to be careful about who i tell that one to, because it would probably offend some christians, but come on! It’s fuckin FUNNY!!

ok ok ok…. what do you call the white stuff left in a girls undies after sex?….CLITTY LITTER!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man oh man i’ll never forget those lol.

I was laughin so hard that tears were comin out of my eyes lol.  then we resumed our perverted escapade by looking at "The Big Book of Breasts" and kama sutra books lol. i looked up what my kama sutra birth day pose and i saw what looked like a picture of a man bending over and a woman about to stick a spoon up his ass……

:-S  dusty’s wasn’t too great either so we closed that book…. lol

he said "ya know hannah? im glad we are hanging out because i would have never been able to come back to this section alone!"

lol thats true, people would probably think he was a weird perve! well..i think in that moment we were both perves haha. it was some funny stuff though!

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November 17, 2008

there’s nothing wrong with a dirty joke now and then LOL. The clitty liter one was my fav haha

November 17, 2008

i totally stole those jokes. lol miss you!

November 17, 2008

wow… that’s hilarious. lol – noah

November 17, 2008

lol