ladies and gentlemen, i give you, stalker boy

hurm, well today i was relieved that grill boy wasnt at the gym when i got there, so i thought id be able to have a peaceful workout without anyone bothering me, but no! This young guy approached and decided to use the excercise bike next to mine, and sure enough he started talking to me…

him- "phew! man im gettin tired, how about you?"

so of course, not to be rude i responded and it was actually kind of nice to have someone to have friendly chit chat with (since i didnt know anyone there)

me- "oh a little i guess, i usually only do an hour and then i leave, but the other day i was soooo sore!"

him- "yea me too! do you go every day?"

me- "well i did last week, but my body was killing me during the weekend so i think im going to go just 3 times a week now"

him-"yea well the thing is, if you want to go every day, you just gotta work different parts of you, not cardio and then stuff like those hard core crunches you were doing over there!"

(ok so obviously he’s been watching me)
 
me- "haha yea, ok cool, i guess i’ll start doing that, you’re right"

him-"its not like you need to be working out so hard anyway, you look really good, im chris by the way"

" oh thanks haha….im hannah"
(oh geez here it goes)

then comes the question

chris- "so how old are you?"

me- "21"

chris- "no way 21?"

me- "yea, how old are YOU?"

chris- "im only 19"

me- "i kinda figured, you have a baby face"

(rejection hint number one)

chris-  "what?"

me-  "you know, a baby face. like a face that looks really young. i have one too, thats why you probably thought i was also 19"

chris- "yea you’re right…although i was kinda hoping i had a masculine looking face…."

me- "well dont worry its not a bad thing"

"so how often do you come here and what time do you usually work out?"

(he wants to know when i work out so he can see me every day…..eeek!)

me- "uuummmm between 2 and 5"

(rejection hint number two, i was not going to tell him the exact time i come to work out!)

and so he started asking all these questions

chris – "where do you live,
oh really?
i live there too!
what part?
when did you graduate?"

and so i  said

me- "well im done with the bike so im going over there to do crunches now."

(rejection hint number 3, i did not invite him along)

chris-"oh ill come along and talk with you!"

(ugh)

i do my crunches

"so what kind of music do you like? do you have any siblings? are you the oldest?"

I usually stay for an hour but i had to get away from this guy!

so i say

me- "hey it was nice meeting you but i gotta get going"

chris- "oh i actually was thinking of leaving as well!"

(oh brother)

i quickly tell the guy at the desk my number so i can check out
and i say

me- "bye chris! it was nice meeting you!"

chris- "alright later have a nice day!"

sigh finally…..

i get to the locker room and take my time changing , washing my face, putting on makeup, fixing my hair…..i swear i must have taken at least 15 minutes…..

i leave the locker room and hes out there….pretending like hes just leaving the guys locker room

me- "oooh hey!"
 (eek)

chris- "hey! your just leaving too? cool!"

i get to the door

chris-"here let me get that for you!"

me-  …."thanks"

we talk and he proceeds to walk with me as im going to my car….

chris- "so where are you going?"

(another stalkerish question)

me-  "home… you?"

chris-  "i have class at 5"

me-  "ah i see!"

chris- "wheres your car parked at?"

(geez whats with this guy?)

me- "oh its not that far….are you walking me to my car?"

chris- "I dont know that might be a little creepy kinda since i just met ya"

(NO REALLY?)

me- "well you gave the impression that you were since you asked me where i was parked so i just asked"

chris- "oh naw Im just making convorsation. really most girls i try to talk to turn and walk the other way!"

me- "nooo really? no way! (im being nice) i cant believe that! i mean look at you your not ugly, so i dont see why girls would be like that"

chris- *shrugs*

me – "i mean, i find it very easy to talk to you because im not looking to date or have a boyfriend whatsoever! so that makes it less awkward."

(rejection hint number four, i mean come on!)

Chris- "ah i see"

me- "alright well this is me so yea"

chris- "alright hannah ill see you tomorrow at the gym!"

me- "yup…see ya!"

(if he can actually guess when im going to be there hehehe)

sigh.  now i have two stalkers! AHHH. well no, because grill boy just hits on me non stop whenever he sees me, but this guy asks a lot of stalkerish questions…so ill call him stalker boy

arg.