This year.

Thanksgiving was almost worthwhile thanks to a little girl name Jain (that might be how they spell it, maybe Jaen, I’m not sure, but it’s definitely not Jane). Anyway, that’s the name of my good friend Jay’s one year-old baby girl. And she’s the damned cutest one year-old EVER. She’s gonna be amazing. Brilliant. I am excited to be here to take part in watching her grow, watching Jay grow with her. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her all night long. She’s beautiful. Jay’s a lucky man I tell ya.

God, all this goes to show, I have to get my own daughter. Because this obsession with how adorable my friend’s daughter is, probably isn’t best. So come on ladies, who wants to mother my child? My paternal instincts are raging. I need to have a daughter even MORE adorable than Jay’s. Which will happen naturally when I have my daughter… because my offspring by due course will be the most beautiful girl ever to exist beneath the sun.

Hell, this entry sounds very wussy and pansy-like. Even more so than usual.

Once again. Someone raise a child with me. please.

I’m on my way.

if you could get natalie portman to carry your child for you, then the world will be a perfect place. or hell will freeze over the next day. but hey, i think you have a chance. 🙂

alainajoann

November 28, 2003

I think this is one of the sweetest entries I’ve read in a long time. I’d love to help you out and all but the long distance gets in the way. *hugs* alaina joann

CinemaGal15

hehehehe how cute… i know when i saw my nephew, i wanted a little boy right away.. hehe… he was soooo cute…

cilantro

hehe. yes, you seem like the kind of guy who turns up at the zoo with his three kids and their six friends and is clearly just as excited as they are. if that makes any sense.

Felidae

December 1, 2003

I volunteer 🙂

El Matto

December 3, 2003

babies. you know, there’s just something about them that makes you infinitely happy because nothing else in the world matters when they smile. i’m in no hurry, but i also can’t wait to have my own.

children are the absolute best!!!! i have a 20 month old nephew, and I just watch him and my whole heart is blown apart with total love and appreciation for him and how beautiful and pure and just wonderful he is. my ex had 4 kids and every time i saw them they just floored me with how cool they are.

ya… I could go for a baby. As long as I don’t have to sleep with you. I don’t, do I?…. erg….. ~

why dont you just steal jay’s baby.