I made up a Jamba Juice song [video]
I am addicted to Jamba Juice. Over the summer I house sat for my father and over the two weeks Original Citrus Squeezes served as entire meals twice a day. Jamba Juice is always within a 15 minute driving distance anywhere in the city (similar to Starbucks’ prevalence but less annoying).
I moved to Philadelphia for college two years ago and spiraled into a serious smoothie withdrawl. There is one cafe on campus that sells smoothies but they are pretty tragic. The nearest good smoothie shack is on Villianova’s campus, but I don’t have a car.
Basta. Enough. I’ll let the song I made up on the way back from failing a calculus quiz tell you the rest:
and yes, I emailed this to them.
Jamba Juice Song from TheUrgeToSneeze on Vimeo.
You really should! I have it on DVD. Go to the IMDB site for it and look at some of the quotes. Absolutely classic. Like these riddles: “What has yellow skin and writes? A ball-point banana! What weighs 6 ounces, sits in a tree, and is a deadly? A sparrow with a machine gun!” And they all act like the answers to the riddles are obvious. They always go, “Ah yes, of course.”
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