SCREAMING DOMICILE SURVEY

 

 

DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OR AN APARTMENT?

Condo

WOULD YOU SAY IT IS BIG OR SMALL?

Just right but too tall.  It’s three stories tall, and a one story would have been just right.

DO YOU HAVE A WELCOME MAT?

Yes.

DOES IT SAY SOMETHING?

No.

DO YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER OR DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR DISHES BY HAND?

Dishwasher…Boch, no heater, and needs cleaning out a couple of times a year.

HOW MANY PLANTS DO YOU HAVE INSIDE?

None.

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE THAT YOU PUT YOUR KEYS?

Purse.

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR STOCKED WITH ANYTHING?

A weeks worth of foods plus condiments, salad dressings, coke, and ice tea.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR BREAD?

On the counter.

IS YOUR BATHROOM CLEAN?

Two, and yes, because we have a housekeeper.

WHAT IS YOUR BATHROOM’S THEME?

Upstairs: Victorian.  Downstairs: Southwestern.

HOW MANY RUGS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?

A big one in the living/dining room.  One in the half bath down,  three in the full sized bath upstairs, one in the kitchen, and two in the garage.  Yes, I trip on them.

DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS?

We knew everyone at our previous places.  Here we all exit are out the garage, and here few know their neighbors.

ARE THERE ANY STRAY CATS AROUND?

Two darling semi Siamese.

DO YOU HAVE A DVD PLAYER IN YOUR BEDROOM?

Downstairs, blue ray upstairs.

WHICH ROOM WOULD YOU SAY YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME IN?

The office/computer room.

DO YOU HAVE A POOL OR JACUZZI WHERE YOU LIVE?

A big pool and a hot tub neither of which we use as we also have all that at the Y.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DVD THAT YOU OWN?

Reds.  Dave.

HOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CD THAT YOU OWN?

G’s favorite is any Willy Nelson….but he loves the ACDC with Hell’s Bells on it.

WHERE IS YOUR STEREO OR RADIO LOCATED IN YOUR HOME?

Big one downstairs in the living room big bookcase.  G has music on all day from his work computer.  I love the GIANT sound from the truck radio.

DO YOU HAVE A COFFEE MAKER?

We are back to a Mr. Coffee on a timer so it is ready when we get up.

DO YOU HAVE AN AREA DESIGNATED FOR ALCOHOL?

We don’t drink.

HOW MANY TELEVISIONS DO YOU HAVE?

Two…one giant Sony, one small HD one that we can roll around in the bedroom, and two corner to corner 27 inch monitors.

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS?

3 story condo.

WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALLS?

A vast art collection.  Books.  See old blogs for images.  See above.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR TOOTHPASTE?

Basket.

DO YOU HAVE A DEN OR AN OFFICE?

Office.  Four desktops, and one laptop.

DO YOU LIVE CLOSE TO ANY STORES?

A neighborhood market next door to our complex.

DO YOU HAVE A WALK IN CLOSET AND IF NOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE?

No, but we did at the big house.  We loved them.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HANGING FROM THE CEILING?

Sculpture.

DOES YOUR KITCHEN HAVE A THEME?

Blue, white, and clean.

IS IT A PAIN TO DUST YOUR LIVING SPACE?

I don’t dust it….see previous comment.

WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?

Nothing.  LOL

DO YOU HAVE A GAME SYSTEM?

I don’t.  He does desktop games.

HOW MANY TELEPHONES ARE IN YOUR HOME?

Yes, we have a landline.  When the power went out here for a day, we had the only phone in the neighborhood that still worked….four of those.  Add two cell phones.

DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE AND IF SO DO YOU USE IT OFTEN?

No.

WHAT KIND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE?

Too old for modern frozen foods tho we still use it.  Nice and big tho.

DO YOU HAVE ANY FIGURINES OF ANGELS AROUND?

No

DO YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE BLINDS OR CURTAINS OR KEEP THEM SHUT?

Most shutters and blinds are open all the time.  We keep the kitchen curtains closed because of our not-ok neighbors.

HOW MANY COMPUTERS ARE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?

Five.  One is an antique used for backup.  There’s a tablet too.

WHAT COMPANY DO YOU USE FOR INTERNET ACCESS AND HOW MUCH DOES IT Cost.

Cox.  Cable expanded TV, Superfast Internet:  $222.00 a month.

DO YOU HAVE A GARAGE?

We have a two and a half car garage that fits a full sized truck, masses of old furniture, and gobs of art stuff.  We also have a small attic.