About TV star Charlie Sheen’s woes (well, some)

Recently the U.S. TV star Charlie Sheen (of "Two and a Half Men", paid at $1 Million plus per episode) hosted a gathering at his Hollywood home which made all of the gossip sites and resulted in his rededicating himself to rehab. Forget that his weak effort that way – stay-at-home rehab – isn’t going to work.

A central cog/"eyewitness" to the Cocaine-filled festivities was a young porn star who gets me hot and bothered (in the good way) every time I see her. She is known internationally as "Kacey Jordan" and everything from her full real name to her parents’ residence in suburbia can be easily learned online.

This chapter of the Sheen story reads as follows: Porn actress (in 49 adult films) Kacey Jordan agreed to appear at Charlie Sheen’s party for a payment of $5000 (that a simple "appearance fee", common to many young Hollywood starlets) and indeed she did so before turning up on national network television in the aftermath to describe what was quite a night of partying, mostly done by Sheen. She told of drugs arriving in a suitcase and of balls of cocaine which Charlie Sheen was ingesting left and right. Kacey J. also freely admitted that upon conclusion of her having sex with Sheen they had a conversation in which Charlie asked: "Is twenty-five all right?"… and then "I’m going to give you thirty, because I like you".

This was thirty thousand dollars for sex during some small part of one evening!!!

Nobody who researched this story for very long at all could dispute this conclusion, and unlike with traditional pay-for-sex tales this one was all over the mainstream media. It’s right there in front of everybody’s eyes and yet, while the law may come down hard if they can prove the drug-related misdoings, it won’t even blink twice about the prostitution.

Yet the rest of us aren’t lawfully allowed to participate in the buying or selling of sexual services. Obviously that is an unfair disparity of legal standards for the very rich compared to the average Joe who might just want to have an experience or the average Jane who might need the money. Now I understand that a whole lot of prostitution is allowed to be ongoing when out of the sight and minds of those who would complain, but that results just from sheer numbers in terms of the volume of so-called wrong-doers and the comparatively small number of Vice cops assigned to enforce those laws.

But I didn’t really land here to protest any further about that…

I have long found Kacey Jordan to be positively mouthwatering!!! I’m sure that her present-day personality would come across as arrogant given the fact that she at some point had to adjust to the choices she made to show it all and suffer the social reactions. (once you take your chances that way you just about have to keep swinging for the fences in her line of work)

One thing I loved reading as the result of the recent Charlie Sheen scandal was a quote from Kacey Jordan which was something like: "I had no idea there was porn for girls like me". You see, Kacey Jordan has the tiniest figure… her measurements were given somewhere as being: 97 lbs., 34A-22-32 on a 5′ 4" frame. She’s a great example of how it looks when a woman seeeeeeeeeeems to forego her insecurities about her body and boldly flaunt what she does have.

I don’t mean to imply that the not-in-character Kacey has it all together insecurity-wise, in fact the truth is probably far different. Yet when the porn character that is Kacey Jordan flaunts those tiny boobies to any lucky male costar she just looks great. Not only that, but even more trademark K. J. is what she’s hiding (but not for long) under her panties/bikini.

In a way, her slight stature tends to magnify the most mouthwatering aspects of her physicality as those are pronounced size-wise (in opposite ways). When it comes to the allure of the female breasts, the appeal results most from the mere fact that the law (usually) requires them to be covered up when out in public. This means that any bared breasts are going to seem quite provocative just for being visible. Furthermore, we’ve come to expect the likes of Kacey Jordan (or, rather, the young, petite women in our daily lives whose chests are not voluptuous) to go to noticeable lengths to limit the attention put upon their bosom.

Kacey Jordan is someone who steps into porn in a role so often played by very curvy women and who plays those tiny breasts just as if they were aces which take a back seat to no one. Does the persona behind Kacey Jordan enhance that appeal in any way? (probably not very much) Because the porn industry pays her to act a part, and because the scripts call for a willing young nubile to bang as if she just does it for the end result, she puts aside any hesitation she might have over those tiny-yet-firm-and-symmetrical breasts.

It is this very imagery which first drew me to her long ago and the, um, rest of her anatomy kept me (returning) whenever my mind was so inclined.

In the films I’ve viewed online, Kacey J. is too often doused with make-up which serves often to completely alter her real-life face (indeed that is perhaps by design in some ways). Hopefully now, after the considerable public exposure on Good Morning America and the like, she won’t need to further attempt maintaining some public privacy and will be less made-up in her porn scenes.

She doesn’t have the sort of personality I’d get into for very long, but her visuals have been enjoyed in this corner since long before Charlie Sheen put her squarely in the eye of mainstream America.

As of this writing, the most recent ‘tweet’ by Kacey Jordan tells of having just booked a flight home… to "spend time with her little sister" (maybe she’s a role model? – one can only imagine…)