Ruddy Nora!

I’m working in my friends shop and I have so many parcels to wrap and deliver that I may dissolve out of sheer panic! I shall fight the brave fight though, like the noble stallion of a man that I am. Thank you to Lianne as well for finally mentioning me in a diary entry- it’s about time too. I don’t know who she thinks she is. Tsk. Etc. Hwllo to my new OD/Facebook/Alcoholics Anonymous/Goat Collecting friends who have just joined. You poor souls, befriending someone so heinous and unhinged.

Well, sycophnancy aside, I, as per usual, have very little to report. I’ve spent the last few days sticking and gluing models of little aliens as I’m so very, VERY cool and none may deny this. Except most people. They are very pretty models though so I win a very small moral victory. It’s too bloody cold to do anything at the minute though so I’m huddled round a heater like a huddling thing around something that can be huddled. My similes rock.

My shower is being a homo-gay at the minute though because all of the pipes to my house are freezing. It hasn’t got above 1°c for the past week- my bits are freezing off and no in a good way. That doesn’t mean anything but meh…

Oh well, as that entry was so very exciting I shall leave you in peace to do some jolly old work! Toodles!