Get Down with the Sickness

I’ve been off work engaged in vomiting activities for 3 days now. I feel all isolated and alone- it’s like being stuck in a nuclear fallout shelter after world war 3. Yes, I’ve been playing Fallout 3 (tres bien, for those interested…)

I’ve been dabbling with the internet lately too, and I can safely say it’s the most underwhelming experience of my life so far. I don’t know why I expected having the internet at home would be some form of spiritual metamorphosis, but I’m already bored of it. Thank god I’m getting it for free or I’d be mighty vexed I can tell you!

In other news, I still have no other news so this is going to be another failure of an entry. No wonder my readership is so low these days- I never note people, I hardly write, and when I do it’s to tell people I have nothing to write. Oh well. If you made it this far without developing narcolepsy then well done to you. Go into a field crawl under a cow and recieve a pat on the back.

RANDOM OBLIQUE SCIENCE JOKE

Two atoms went into a bar, sat down and started drinking. One of the atoms looks up with a look of mild dismay and says "My God, I think I’ve lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" replied his erstwhile associate.
To which the first replied "I’m positive!"

Yes, that joke is a test of your nerdiness. Should you laugh then shame on you you’re nearly as bad as me…