On Sale to a Good Home

For Sale: One slightly tarnished and dog eared ex-hippy/goth. Needs some restoration, though hair has recently been repaired and re-styled. Several careless lady owners.

Features:

• Realistic complaining action
• High quality wistful melancholy
• Comes with quite a nice suit (that he looks quite snappy in) and several ragged t-shirts and jeans
• Extensive music collection
• Unrivalled knowledge of entirely useless trivia
• Inability to be successful in important job interviews

 

All this could be yours for the bargain price of £0.07 o.n.o.