Grizzly Bears, Lightning Strikes and Lava Flows.

Bonsoir, bonjovi and bongalows, it is I, unfortunately for you poor unfortunate souls. Who are unfortunate. And to the couple of you that said Hamlet to the quote in my last entry, you are now the proud owners of 10 shiny points. Caress them. Treat them as your own. Because they are.

I had to do a little bit of first aid questionnairing today (NVQ based fun…) and had the joy of being indescribably pedantic on two of the questions:

Q: When should you phone the Emergency services?

A: When there is an emergency

Q: What dangers could a first aider come across when going to attend an ill or injured person?

A: Broken glass, onrushing cars, slippery floors, uneven floors, fire, electricity, falling roof timbers, lightning strikes, poisons and toxins, poisonous snakes, wild grizzly bears, lava flows, falling off ledges, avalanches, rockslides and panic attacks…

I wonder if I’ll pass…?

Other than that, things have been pleasantly unexciting. I have been working on my NVQ stuff which really is disarmingly easy. I did an essay at 5 this morning because I couldn’t sleep (this is why I’m single folks- I REALLY am that boring) and got 80% on it. 80%!!!! I’m practically Mega-Jesus 5000. I don’t quite no what that is supposed to mean but I like it.

I’m bored now so I’m going. Toodles!