Leprosy, and Other Childrens Stories

I’m back from my leper colony. Kate ands I are still honourary lepers, due to our dishevelled and dying state, but we are making our way back into society.

I’m desperately trying not to snot all over the keyboard, and I assume Kate is trying not to get flem on hers. We’re amazing- a dying breed no less. Literally…

I’m gearing up to do babysitting next week- I have £260 worth of babysitting next week… muh ha ha!

Anyway, must fly!

Me.

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December 13, 2006

£260? Who’s children are you babysitting? Richard Branson’s????? Lee Mee xXx

December 13, 2006

and why is lianne noting you while she’s at work? surely that’s not thyssen approved???

December 13, 2006

I, too, am noting you at work, which isn’t approved by the DWP. But they don’t know! Ssssshhh… I almost spat phlegm (correct spelling, dear) all over my computer while chatting to a disabled lady earlier, but managed to disguise it by slurping on mushroom soup and stopping myself from coughing. I’m hoping Martin’s shop isn’t covered in too much of your snot. I should have asked youto bring some wine home with you tonight, for I am certainly in the mood. That, and I think therapy will be more barable when hungover. I do love you, y’know. You smell nice. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

December 13, 2006

is that a lot in British money? it’d be a nice pay in American, but I don’t know how “potent” your guys’ money is. but whatever, glad to hear you’re on your way back to society after being quarantined. hope you’re enjoying your now over there. *peace signs and smiley faces*

Um that’s disgusting. Ha! I will try to diligently note you on every entry like I once did but your font is damn hard to read so I might have to give up and go to the longest survey I can find.