Surprise!

I haven’t written for a few days- did I scare you? No? Damn….

Well, nothing to report apart from the fact that Kate and I both seem to be suffering from various strains of the balck death and coughing. My raucous lung-clearance is making a sound not dissimilar from that of the velociraptors, as showcased in Jurrasic Park… oh the morbid hilarity…

On a plus note, I’m not dead. See the excitement.

Sigh…. I’ll write when I’m not attempting to paint the computer with flem.

Toodles.

Coughing Bob Flemming.