Black Holes and Revelations

Howdo, my little internet cherubs. What’s going down on this side?

That’s right- I’m street and you know it. Anyhoo… I was thinking (a painful pass-time) and it cae in to my head after much straining and a triple hernia that I have not written on here in some time. Thereforew I have deemed to grace you with my crapulent presence. You poor unfortunate souls.

All has been going rather well in Tom and Kate-dom. We have a smashing house, Kate has a smashing job, and I have a smashing time quaffing wine- what more could you want…. though I have probably been drinking too much lately. They say that a glass of wine a day helps to stave off heart disease, so by that logic I am by now causing people who stand near to me to daie of heart failure.

While we are on the subject of fatal illness, a friend of mine died of a massive heart attack last monday and I have a funeral to go to on Tuesday, so there is something to look forward to. I find it’s hard to look backwards at it as my head doesn’t spin that far round. Don’t worry, i’m not hat upset, it was his time to go- I’m logical like that!

On a happier note I got the new Total War PC game the other day- quite good but with too many AI quirks for my liking! I’m such a nerd- even I’m scared!

Anyhoo…. I would like more contact with people. E-mail me and request my mobile number and get in touch- you KNOW you want to! I sure know I do!

Anyway, I shall let you get on with your far more interesting lives- CHOW!