Blast From the Past

Blimey Riley on a push bike! One of my oldest old reader types from the days BEFORE I KNEW LIANNE (yes, it is possible…) has just found me! I am so infinitely impressed! For years we used to talk about Button Moon and the like! I’m shocked, in a joyful kind of way!

On another topic, Tom might be applying for a second job (shock horror…)!!! Yes, the draw of capitalism has proven too strong ( and thoroughly absorbant) and has tempted me to get money to buy a house in which I might live. I wish to do this because it would be good- yes it would! The job for which I am applying will be one involving looking after kids with behavioural/pyschological issues that wake in the night and have to have specific intervention plans applied to get them back to bed! Yes, sounds as much fun as being a hedgehog in a condom factory doesn’t it!? No? Well I don’t care as the pay is wonderful- I’m a selfish young whipper snapper, with jolly nice hair, so I can do whatever the hell I like! BOO YAH!

Anyhow, back to molestation (said the vicar to the choir boy, fnar fnar fnar…)! After my night of fighting off illicit mummy-love (see last, unnerving episode- though in that I neglect to mention I was there until 5:30am…) I went back the next day to give her some spare records of mine that she wanted, and to laugh at her. It was supposed to be a quick visit, a glass of chablis (I always take a bottle of wine, just in case the topic comes up) and then hop back out the door to slump on my bed playing Pokemon Gold… tragic I know, but…. I have a level 50 Pupitar….. and a level 81 Dragonite… *kills self* Anyway, back away from the tangent… I ended up being roped into staying for dinner- toad in the hole! Yum… please no comments regarding the mild innuendo of the food name! We finished dinner, put her son Ben to bed (he keeps telling people I’m one of his best friends, bless him!) and proceeded to play stupid boardgames with me until 9:30- very good fun indeed! I spent the evening calling her a "spacker" in a cornish accent, and she spent the evening telling me to shut up, laughing and batting her eyelids…. I’m such a mummy-stud! She has invited me round this weekend to play scrabble (oh, how wild we are…) and I may well turn up just for the craic (again, no innuendos…)! It’s nice to have a decently intelligent person to talk to and play decent games with of an evening!

What else to say… I have no idea whatsoever! As such I will update when I am slightly more inspired! Toodles!

Me

X