I’m back again…
Houston was boring… makeup school itself was fun, and I learned some fun tricks, but otherwise it was weird. I was like the camp counselor to all the 20 year old girls who finally fulfilled their dreams of meeting A REAL LIVE GAY MAN! Seriously, calm the fuck down girls.
Contrary to media portrayal, we don’t all want to hear about your boy problems, or go shopping with you, or call you Foxy, Sister, or Mama. Go sit down and think about what you’ve done.
Okay… time to get to the gym, I skipped it all last week!
Wait — you’re gay?! *grins*
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oh lord….let the stereotyping begin. glad you learned some new tricks though, so at least something good came of it. 🙂
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What about the pirate shirt? Did you wear your pirate shirt for them? LOL
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bhahahahahahahah that is too much. Oh poor poor straight girls.
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And stop talking about your damned purses! 🙂
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LMAO at the first paragraph.
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Did you at least charge them $5 a pop to have their picture taken with a gay man? =)
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