notes I can’t leave

these are notes that I can’t leave. Don’t get offended if you think you’re in here.

Hi. You’re projecting your neuroses on your kids. Fortunately, your husband seems to keep that in check. About that…  you keep calling him your handsome husband and well, he’s definitely your husband and definitely not handsome. Trust me, I’m an authority on that.

you’re super awesome. I love how resilient you are and I hope that I can be as strong as you.

You’re funny, but quit forcing it. Your writing is just too complex, and that kinda kills the inherent funny. Relax, quit being a perfectionist and just let it happen.

While I do admire you and your achievements, I’m put off by your sense of entitlement.

you remind me a lot of myself, mainly because we have a bunch of the same hobbies and activities. needless to say, I think you’re awesome.

why do you have to do that? I get that you have strong beliefs, but that doesn’t mean that you get to ‘explain atheism’ in a way that makes every other belief system in the world look stupid. (this is tricky, because it could actually be three different people on my faves, but it’s really just one)

Yikes. just… yikes. you are a train wreck kept in check by your ocd tendencies.

you have made lemons into a fabulous lemon pastry. If we met, we would totally hang out.

Okay, i’m totally negative…. it’s totally obvious. sigh, just had to get that out.