disgusting. [read all of it. ]

to quote a wonderful female character……… "to each they own, the bible sez, or did i read that in the enquirer?"

[name the quote, win a prize]

but seriously, onto the topic of debate. i was on google doing an image search for "slutty dresses" because i needed inspiration for a dress i am going to make. [i wanted it to be especially slutty.] i used to design and make clothes during high school. im now in my early mid twenties. if you have seen hedwig and the angry inch, you can probably calculate my age. among the results of prom queens and porn stars, was this morbidly obese woman who had a "picture-sex-blog". [read: vomit]  it was absurdly upsetting and made me uncomfortable as a woman. not only her appearance; she looked like an ugly version of liza minnelli who had been inflated by 400%! but also the way she presented herself. why did she think it was okay to dress and behave in this manner? in it, she chronicles her daily routine, which consists of 2 things: making porn, and having intercourse just about anyone [seriously, her partners are members of her site. im unsure if there is a money exchange. the men’s faces were blurred out in the pictures. it was mildly disturbing.] she also had a strange obsession with consistently wearing stockings and heels. i wonder if maybe the fascination and popularity of the site was dependant on the extreme durability of nylon….? because surely 4xliza’s ass and thighs would be nothing but a tarp full of dimples and waves if not secured in second skin sausage wraps. all the cellulite that woman is harboring around, lord. i believe she could start a grease fire during her cremation. all in all, it was awful. and not even trainwreck awful. just vexatious and pathetic.

of course, she wasnt the only woman on the blog [yes, of course she’s bisexual. did you really think she wasnt?] she also had a rotund female friend who enjoyed wearing light pink baby doll dresses, squeezing every roll of her vomit worthy body.yuck. there was another female sex partner, and though she wasnt obese, she was thin, sickly, and kinda "haggard" looking. there was one part where the 4xliza and the other big girl were using some thing called a "fuck pillow". it is apparently a double sided dildo for fat chicks. kinda weird.   these images made me sick. if you dont know what a fuck pillow is, look it up, you have to see it. i just hope you dont have to see anyone using it. unless its a hot chick [read: healthy and proportionate.] for those of you who are unable to find a picture, let me describe it for you: an pillow with two dildos, one on each side. i guess it was designed for those larger who seem to lose the already kinky double sided dildo in their massive flowing rolls. what is the world cuming to???  ….pun intended

all i could ask myself was: dont they know this isnt allowed?

porn is reserved for pretty people.

at least it should be.

i dont understand how this could interest others. [except for maybe "the power of nylon!!" maybe there’s a pool bet going.. how many partners can she have until she splits a seam? what ever happened to having "standards"?

i don’t think fat people should be allowed to wear lingerie. or "sexy" clothes. they look nasty and increase the world’s bulimia rates daily.. i love the irony in the previous sentence….keeping everyone thin, but themselves lol.

i would be very happy if clothing companies stopped making risque clothes for fat people. then, if the obese person wanted to dress that way, they would have to drop 300 or so pounds first. i think this would do wonders for the obesity crisis in America.[this would definetly work in america, we are all sluts. take away our sexy clothes and we will do whatever it takes to get them back]  all we have to do is to STOP catering to them. they will have no choice but to slim down. [do you realize how self concious women are? if we prey on their insecurities, they will crumble. ]   clothing is just the tip of the iceberg, though. I’d like to make everything smaller. plane seats. cars. houses. put limits on how much food one person is allowed to consume. there has got to be a way to do this.  [mental manipulation is key. i bet we could manipulate them through marketing and advertisements…. oh wait, that’s already being done. RIGHT NOW.  only the message is wrong. it’s alright, we can work on that.]

i know, i know, i know….. IT SOUNDS EVIL,  but really, it’s not.

 

only good can come from my plan.

or we could just kill all the fat people. [okay, this is where it gets a little evil]  poison them. they’d never see it coming. [i sound like hitler… and it excites me]  [lucky for YOU, politics just isnt my thing] at least kill the reluctant ones. the fatties who want to change and actually make the effort can live. but seriously, the rest of them have got to go.

but what to do with all the bodies? well, for starters, if there’s any meat, it should be removed, processed and fed to animals. [again, i know, it SOUNDS evil, but really, im RECYCLING. im putting human waste to a better use.] the remaining lard could be used as a temporary fuel— think oil lamps.[you could save thousands of dollars on your energy bills.]  the organs, if not fed to animals, could be dissected for anatomical study [this would cut the cost of med school in HALF!  who wants to be a docor? YEAH!!!].

once again, let me reiterate: ONLY GOOD CAN COME FROM MY PLAN.

 

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that was fun.

 

now, what are your thoughts?