Well, I Haven’t Done A Survey In Awhile

~~Taken from JediAna’s diary~~

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?: More than likely Mike.  But not angry-angry.  Just annoyed.

2. What is your weapon of choice?: I like swords, but I gotta go with a bow and arrows.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Are you kidding?  I usd to get into fights with this one kid all the time.

4. How about of the same sex? I think I have in the past, but at this point, someone’s gotta push me pretty hard to make me hit them.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Probably one of my parents for some stupid reason.

6. What is your pet peeve?: Stupidity, disrespect, rudeness, abusiveness, the fact that people won’t take you seriously if you’re between the ages of birth and 30.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: That SO depends on the person, what happened, and how I feel about them.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a while?: Clean Smiley’s cage.  (Mike did it last time.)

2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?: At my worst, I think around 3:30, 4:00?

3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t: Andy.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "Meh."

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…?): Um . . . No?

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Probably yesterday.  I didn’t have my car, cuz it had a flat.  So I biked to the car place to make an appointment, biked to the bank, then later roller skated to Domino’s to get pizza dough to make our own pizzas.  (I love that I can do that!)

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Today, I didn’t.  I don’t know where it is, and I needed to stay up so I could get the car to the repair place.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Um . . . I don’t have one?  Though I do enjoy those Italian Ices that that place near me has.  But they aren’t overpriced.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: DARK!

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?: One bottle of watermelon smirnoff.  (And I’m perfectly happy with that.) 

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: The better question is, when aven’t I?  (Though I don’t think I’ll need to worry about that this sumer.  Working at Domino’s, I’ll probably lose ten pounds a week from sweating!)

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: A good combination of each.

7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: Um . . . Ew?

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Like totally stark naked? NOT counting family?:  I don’t think anybody . . .  I mean, not even the Naked Cowboy was completely naked.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Nobody.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Sometimes I’ll check out a guy’s butt.  I mean, you ever notice how most guys don’t have asses?  They’re just completely straight-up and down!  So if I see a guy who actually has a discernable butt . . .

4. Have you "done it"?: Nope.  I’m a virgin and I’m proud of it!

5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Face, eyes, hands . . .  It’s odd.  I’ve been able to tell one thing about people from looking at their hands.  If you look at the kind of fingers they have, you can tell whether someone should be the weight that they are.  Like, if someone has really thin or long fingers, but they’re overweight, you can generally assume that they shouldn’t be that weight.  That they have a smaller bone structure than what their body suggests.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Uh . . . no?

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Nope.  Never had sex, so I’m safe from those.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?: One

2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?: Barnes and Noble.

3. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you do with it?: God only knows . . .

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Heck, no.  I’m a writer.  I need imaginative outlets!

6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yes.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Oh geez.  Not a clue.

PRIDE

1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?: The past two times I’ve needed something done on my car, (today and when I needed to do the repairs on the belt and whatnot,) I’ve been able to pay for it out of my own pocket.  I haven’t had to borrow anymore money fro my parents.  That and the fact that I’m a finalist in the karaoke bar contest and have the potential to win $250.

2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: God only knows.  They aren’t exactly forth-coming with praise.  More like forth-coming with nagging and condescension.

3. What’s one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Let the entire world know that I am an author and change at least one stranger’s life because of it.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: It depends on what I’m playinga nd who it’s against.  I find it unacceptable to come in second to Dan in Meelee, for instance.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Well, does singing in a karaoke bar count?  I know I was better than just about everyone there this past week.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: I don’t think so . . .

7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?: Took care of my car so I could work today.

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: That poison ring shaped like a turtle that Shannon has.  Either that, or Melanie’s DVD collection.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: Not a clue.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I don’t know.  Maybe someone with a bit more ambition?

4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yep.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Um . . .  Duh?

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: A natural ability to draw people to me and be liked for who I am.

7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey?: Meh, doesn’t matter.

8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?:  Favorite?  Probably sloth and greed.  But I do like being actuve, on the converse.  Not to mention that I go

tta start saving if we’re gonna manage the apartment venture.