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The Time Warp
from
Rocky Horror Picture Show
RiffRaff:
It’s astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely…
Magenta:
Not for very much longer.
RiffRaff:
I’ve got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me
Magenta:
And the void would be calling…
Transylvanians:
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Narrator:
It’s just a jump to the left.
All:
And then a step to the right.
Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.
All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Magenta:
It’s so dreamy,
oh fantasy free me.
So you can’t see me,
no, not at all.
In another dimension,
with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded,
I see all.
RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta:
You’re into the time slip.
RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta:
You’re spaced out on sensation.
RiffRaff:
Like you’re under sedation.
All:
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil’s eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.
All:
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Narrator:
It’s just a jump to the left.
All:
And then a step to the right.
Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.
All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Yeah, so, I’ve been away from online for days now. Well anyway, I should finish what I remember of Wednesday night. I think I left off with finding out that someone besides me actually hates Monty Python. Thank God I’m not alone anymore!
Then we somehow got around to talking about how much longer guys tend to take in the bathroom than girls. Like, I can take a shower, get dried and dressed, and be out of there in about twenty minutes. The same with Melanie, but she adds make up and contacts to that list. Then there are different guys we’ve known who take forty five minute showers and all that stuff. That got me on how Jason, when I first knew him, would talk about needing at least half an hour to gel his inch-length hair. And Melanie said something about how long does it take him to gel it now? I remember him telling me he didn;t gel it anymore and that’s when she said he looked like a giant Q-tip.
After having a good laugh about that one, I said, "You know, if I was talking to him, I could so see myself going up to him at the Strawberry Festival and saying that." She said that she would say it to his face and possibly had. Lol. Why am I not surprised?
So we had fun that night, definitely. The next day, Thursday, I worked the rush but got to go home fairly early. Turns out that Mike was working and the place was pretty dead after a bit. I got some food and went to Game Factory, where I was hoping Shannon, Mike, Denny, and the rest of them were. Well, first thing Shannon says when she sees me still in my uniform is, "Hey, where’s the buffalo wings?" I looked at her and said, "In my car." And she was just like, "Oh. Wow. Really?" So we went to my house, cuz I couldn’t bring food into Game Factory.
It turned into a mini-party and we played Encore finally. It was a good game and my team won. And I found out that Freshman Mike hates Monty Python, too! We shall form a society of Monty Python haters… Mwa Hahaha!!!!
On Friday, I had the school runs in the morning and had to go back for the rush. It turned out I delivered to Beers Street, (well, I voluteered to deliver to Beers Street after saying I remembered where the cafeteria was,) and I saw Mrs. McCloud. She was my old kindergarten teacher and she actually remembered me! I reinded her what my name was, but she knew me. Lol, she said I hadn’t changed a bit and I joked that since my dominant features came in, the only thing that’s changed is my hair length. It’s true, too. I have witnesses who have seen pictures of me as a baby and a very little kid.
Lemme see . . . Not much happened this weekend. I’ve been fighting off the allergy eye thing that happens to me. Taking allergy medicine and stuff like that sucks, but if I have to do it, I will. Yesterday, Sunday, Bryan gave me a call and asked if I wanted to come Karaoke-ing wit
h him, Denny, and Colleen. So I agreed and picked him up because I thought we were gonna meet Colleen and Denny at the bar. Turns out we had to pick up Colleen, and Denny only got a ride later from Bryan’s mom! But oh, well. Anyway, I did I’m Already There, Follow You Down, Band On The Run, American Pie, and I think one other . . . I’m not sure . . . And then me, Bryan, Colleen, and Denny all got up there and did Time Warp. No offense to them, but I’m glad I have a loud voice. I think I basically drowned them out. The three of them have many other talents, but I’m sorry, singing is not one of them. I mean, Collen at least admits to being tone deaf!
But it was fun, just the same. And I had a Watermelon smirnoff again. I actually wasn’t that hyper! Woo-hoo! Lol.
Doing ime Warp was awesome, though. I love that song. I wanna do it again. I love imitating the one singer, not Magenta, but the other female in the song. Columbia, that’s what this says her name is.
Then I came home and Mike and I talked a bit, then we went up to bed.
Today’s been pretty boring, except I did get to kick Dan’s ass at Smash Meelee. Actually, Dan and Mike both. Cuz that’s how much I rule at that game. I owned them!
Anyway, I think I’ll go. This basically catches me up to the present of everything that’s happened since I was last on.
Until my next adventure, farewell!
im not happy that its my dads baby, but i can’t help it. if i’m sad the baby might come out deformed…thats what the doctor said.
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Yeah my husband is the exception to that bathroom rule. He takes like 2 minutes to brush his teeth and hair and that’s it. He absolutely HATES gel. I like hair that is styled, but he refuses to do it. 🙁
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I hope you have a nice Memorial Day.
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I hate Monty Python too…I thought for sure I was the only one…damn coconut horse and all that other crap! ~Christen~
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ryn: I might update later, but I’ll just say the doctor wasn’t much help…I’m kinda bummed about it. ~Christen~
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RYN – Thank you for your notes. There is a lot of truth to what you say… if only it were that easy to convince oneself of! Being worth something on your own… yeah. That is so true. Yep. Love is Longsuffering. Read 1 Corinthians 13:4 again.. it says .. Charity (which is LOVE) suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up.
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ryn: Well, there is one thing you’ve made me realize…I’m gunna have to take her up on her thing about going on the pill for 3 months cuz she said I should have a 3 to 5 day period and mine lasts 7…at least. ~Christen~
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That sounds super-eventful! I’m glad things are going well for you. 🙂 .. and that allergy eye thing! Is it the kind where they ooze green stuff and then they don’t wanna open in the morning? I’ve had that happen once. It weirds me out. RYN: Thanks so much for the note! Also, thanks for being objective and not agreeing with everything I did/said. I really appreciate you for that. 🙂
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What do you think of the pics I posted of the jobs my bf and I got done? Check out the entry I posted called before and after remodeling pics.
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