Jason’s Twelve Days Of Christmas

On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me:

12 Drummers Drumming

11 Pipers Piping

10 Lords A Leapin’

9 Maids A Dancin’

8 Ladies Milking

7 Schwans A Schwimming

6 Laying Geese’s

5 GOLDEN RINGS!  (Sung majestically, in a bass vibrato.)

4 Calling Birds

3 Turtle Doves

2 Pear trees

(and this is what I made up when Jason stopped, realizing that he’d messed up on two and three.)  A Partridge Living Alone!!

I will give Jason this, though.  He sang these things at about one in the morning.  So, he wasn’t completely awake when he made all the interesting screw ups.  I told him I would add this line, so, Jason?  I’ve officially added it.  J