Fug You!
Quote of the day:
"Underpromise; overdeliver."
~Tom Peters
July 22, 2008
Fug You
Ugly Bag
You’ve tried miracle creams, painful injections, and expensive procedures. But nothing helps.
You’re still incredibly ugly.
If you suffer from retina-scarring, child-terrifying hideousness, hope exists. Not in a bottle but in a bag: the Ugly Bag, a revolutionary, instantaneous solution to common repulsiveness. Just slip it over your horribly disfigured head and let your new life begin.
Maria, formerly known to friends as "Vomit Face," gushes: "The side effects were difficult at first — sure, I miss being able to see stuff — but it’s worth it." JoAnne, who for years could make a living only as an extra in zombie films, says, "It’s great! I really [words too muffled to understand due to presence of paper bag on head]."
So don’t delay. Because whether you know it or not, your ugliness is probably hurting you.
And it’s definitely killing us.
Available online at mystore.cc.
God Speed,
Future Mrs. Johnson
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lol….I was thinking it was gonna be the blog Go Fug yourself
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WOW! That’s all I can say. RYN: We are going to Cape May, NJ
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LMAO!
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