Boricua, Morena, Mexicano, Colombiano…

Being that I am still hungover, I am stealing Tiffany’s entry and putting it in mine. I will make minor changes and so forth, observations from my point of view, but that’s it:

*sings* Boricua, Morena, Mexicano, Colombiano…

Normally I am very detailed when it comes to writing in this online journal. Actually I am detailed in anything I write, but because of the state of mind that I am in at the moment ( a bit hung over) I can only muster out the highlights of yesterday evening.

I will say that the events took place in me and Tiffany’s  new hang out spot, Top Shelf, which is a bar & lounge in downtown. Even though I have been there more than T has, we both have become well familar "friends" with the owners, "Mike" and "Vic", and the bartendar, Gus.

Highlights are as follows (Don’t know if the events will be in order):

-At 6 I got in the cab to go to Top Shelf, only to argue with the driver the whole first 5 minutes. He had such a nasty attitude. I then informed him that I was putting on my headphones and couldn’t hear a darn thing that he said. That really pissed him off *giggles*

-I arrive at TS and it wasn’t as crowded as I thought it would be (that definitely changed as it neared the time for kick off). Ordered a drink…Jamaican something or other..eventually got 2, got some wings, but not quick enough. My theory is that if I had something on my stomach besides bacon from the morning, I would’ve been alright. I didn’t. I wasn’t. Bleh.

-Call T 2-3 times. Prayed for her to get there as I was getting damn drunk and couldn’t really feel myself. I knew I was there, but then again I wasn’t.

-She arrives at around 7:45 and if she hadn’t touched me, I wouldn’t know she was there. I was out of it.

(from T’s diary)

-I have never known her to become so "happy." Yet, I took the seat next to her, order my Lynchburg Lemonade along with an order of wings and commenced being "Happy" along with Reina. Oh, After I had ordered my drink Reina wanted one too. Gus told Reina no, and said that she couldn’t handle it. "You can’t handle Jack Daniels." Of course he was kidding and gave her a lemonade as well.

– Reina’s use of the word "Fuck" was in just about every sentence she used. "Oh My God, I’m so fucking drunk. I hope Jesus does not come back tonight." I had to laugh. It was too funny.

– Gus flirts with both Reina and I. He’s flirted with Reina before, but last night, he took on the both of us.

– Gus makes both of our drinks really strong.

-(Found out Gus’ name is Gustavo. I’m smitten. I shall now only call him Gustavo because my tongue is infatuated with making love to the rhythm of his name as its beat rolls off my tongue).

– Gus serves us shots of some flaming drink. It reminded me of the episode of the Simpsons when Homer invented the drink "The Flaming Homer." Seriously, the drink had FIRE!!! coming from the shot glasses. Reina and I both looked at Gus like he had lost his mine. He was challenging us to drink them through the flames. He was relunctant to blow the fire out. Reina drank her’s straight. I couldn’t handle it. I took two, maybe three, sips of the shot. I punked out. I was dizzy anyway. I was on my thrid Lynchburg Lemonade. (I finished T’s shot for her).

– Reina has a thing for Mike. He is this cute… okay.. FIONE ass white guy, with a hell of a banging body. HE also has these dimples that Reina has fell in love with. The last time she was at there, she asked him, would he mind marrying her so that can have mocha color dimpled babies. (Lawd, I wish I was there that night she asked him that) Well, his response was something like he was not ready for a serious relationship, but he was ready to work on the kids. Of course that made her blush. Well last night, out the blue, he walked over and spoke and hugged Reina. She was taken aback because apparently he has never appraoched her before. What the F…? (He massaged my shoulders, then gave me a hug. Asked how I was doing. Split personality much?)

– Vic gave both Reina and I hugs, but only after he saw Gus giving Reina one and got mad because Gus was getting all of the attention. (I told Victor that Gus could get it. "all of it?" "every drop" "damn!". *giggles*).

-Reina had to use the restroom. I ended up leading her there, but she landed on the Men’s bathroom door. I kept trying to tell her to turn left for the Ladies Room but both of us were so tipsy, all we could do was laugh at ourselves.

– Moments later, Vic, told us that he heard us from the Men’s room. "Man, I was like… that’s them. I was waiting for yall to walk in too." (Vic positions himself to demonstrate his stance of taking a piss at the urinal) "Man, I was waiting on yall. Then dude walked in and I was like ‘Man what the hell you looking at?’" Vic’s comments and actions may seem crasps, but it’s actually interesting to be there to experience it. At times it can be very comical with moments of arousing curiosity.

– Around my third Lynchburg Lemonade, Gus asked if I wanted another one. I told him not at the moment. He then came from behind the bar to stand next to me and softly rub my back. "Baby, go ahead and finish that. I am going to take advantage of you." Of course he was kidding. But how he said it was very flirtatious, that it didn’t even sound wrong to say. However, I shook my head and told him no he wouldn’t, because I wouldn’t let him do that. "Smart girl," he said in response. He asked me something after that, but I told him that I wasn’t single. "Damn. Well I’m jealous." (I WILL kill T over Gus. It was funny because everytime he flirted with her, he had to come back to me and flirt 5x harder. He knows who his mami is 😛)

– During some course of the night, I was feeding Gus orange slices from the bar. He licked my fingertips very sensously.

– At one point of the night, Reina was talking to a guy that was Columbian. I ended up talking to a White guy who turned out to be a Reggae DJ at the club H2O. He was inviting me down to hear him play sometime and then he started asking questions about me ever being with a White guy before. I told him that I have never fucked a White guy, but I have had a few crushes and even "dated" one. Then I told him it was a White guy that actually introduced me to phone sex. (wow, Tiffany, wow).

– Later on in the night Reina overhears the White guy bragging about how I "could ge

t it," meaning he would sleep me if he had the chance.

– The guy that Reina was talking to turned out to be a manager at the Hooters downtown. He cracked jokes all night. Then his friend walked in. He was Hispanic Pretty boy… he was cute, but he was wearing a black corduroy blazer that looked and felt a bit tight on him. (The colombian guys name is Osos. He and I talked a long time about him being a cancer and me being a sagitarius. He’s trying to convince me that not all male cancers are bad. Whatever. You’re crabby as hell is what I said. He was cute, but not my type. However, I kept touching his body and realized he did have some muscle on him. Hmm…Oh, Hispanic Pretty boy was Dominican and Cuban. Daaaaammmmmnnnn)

– Reina was trying to convince me to move to New York City with her in the summer.

– We found out that Gus is originally from Mexico City but came to DC at the age of 18. (I’m in love with a Mexicano? Wtf man. My parents would be so disappointed, but hey, this was MLK Jr.’s dream hee hee).

– Gus placed three straws in Reina’s drink and all three of us dranked from the glass at the same time.

-Gus fixed the Hooters and Corduroy guy a shot of Tequilia. However, before the two guys could even reach for the glass, Reina and I had them and dranked them straight.

– Reina was too shy to ask for Gus’ number, so I asked for her and placed the number in her cell phone.

– After placing the number in her phone, Gus told me to call it. I called and we were on the phone talking (even though we were looking at each other face to face). I asked him what color were his boxers. Then he started speaking in Spanish and asked me something. Wow.

– Somehow I end up on a serious conversation with Hooters and Corduroy guy. We were talking about the effect of gentrification in DC. Reina was talking to a friend of hers that she ran into, but soon their conversation was forced on the one I was having with Hooters Guy and Corduroy. They commented on how serious the conversation had become and then Hooters guy said "Okay. Yes. Let’s change the topic." I blurted, "Ok. So Can I fuck you?" I was kidding, they knew it. Everyone bust out laughing.

– The Redskins lost to Philly. *boooooo*

– After Gus rang up my tab and as I was signing the receipt he came from behind the bar to rub my back again. He mentioned how he was jealous of whomever was my boyfriend and then he said something else… can’t remember… but I smiled and thanked him.

– Reina trying to brush up on Spanish between talking to Gus and the Hooters Guy…. Only so much you can do while drunk sista *hahahaha*

-(I got Oso’s number. Suppose to meet him at Top Shelf on wednesday. Dunno if it will happen, but I told him I will be there on thursday for my b-day. We’ll see. I may very well call him).

– Reina  and I seemed to have had the serious case of the giggles, because on our way out we were laughing so hard it was hard to stand up. Note: Top Self is actually on the second floor of a resturant so of course you have to walk up some stairs. On our way out, because we had been laughing so hard, Reina and I ended up sitting on the steps and then before I knew it, Reina was scooting down the steps like a little kid and laughing all the way. I was too through… I had tears coming out my eyes from laughing so hard.

– I am amazed that I remember this

– (I called Kevin like 3 times. Whenever he gets those messages he’s going to think I’m crazy. I told him I love him, but not to take it to the head. I was just being honest, but don’t want him. Wonder how he’s going to take that.)

– I will say .. I did have a good time.

– I have a hang over

– I am still laughing

– Next Weekend…. New York City.

(random facts from the night):

-Victor told everyone to get the hell out after the redskins lost. We didn’t budge. He doesn’t have that much power although he is the friggin owner.

-I asked Gustavo if he had a girlfriend. He said no, not yet. I asked him if he knew he was my bar boyfriend. He was like whatever. He doesn’t just want to be a bar boyfriend.

-Gustavo will be 25 on 12/24.

-He knows my name, but I don’t remember ever telling him :-S

-tiffany (12:38:27 PM): Ok like.. after the second time he started cleaning up the bar.. and I asked him was he so neat that when he cums does he clean it up LOL
blaquescarlett (12:38:28 PM):
blaquescarlett (12:38:42 PM): I can’t believe you friggin asked him that
blaquescarlett (12:38:45 PM): oh my
tiffany (12:38:49 PM): lmao
tiffany (12:38:54 PM): I can’t neither
blaquescarlett (12:38:56 PM): you do realize that when I go in there they are going to look at moi like I’m crazy

-We took pics. Hopefully I will have them up later this weekend. You will be introduced to all of the TS playas.

-I couldn’t feel anything. You could’ve punched me and I wouldn’t know. I really couldn’t feel anything in my arms. Friggin weird, right?

I think that’s it. If not, well then, f-it. I’m sick (sore throat, ear ache, slight fever) so I don’t care.

God Speed,

Reina

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