What a sweet surprise (sarcasm)

My Mikey, I love you

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It just suddenly dawned on me that tomorrow, on my birthday!!!!, I’m going to be mowing my lawn!!!!!  Some birthday surprise!

Shit, I must be insane to have agreed to mow this huge honker for only $25 of discount on our rent!  Next month, we can go back to $325, though I’d be more than willing to do the $350, at this point.

I don’t know where we’re going to be living even in the near future.  I don’t want to move, but we discussed the housing projects where I used to live once.  Being there would enable us to save money, for one thing.  We could save up for a lot of reasons….moving expenses being the top one.  I don’t know.  Tiffany wants us out in Cali until the CPS thing blows over.  I’m tempted, but I haven’t been able to make up my mind yet.  I think Mikey would just take off if I said we should move.  I’m not saying it yet, though.  I don’t want to abandon ship, you know?

But which ship should we be on?  Memaw’s or Tiffany’s.

Tifafny, that almost came out.  Wow, I invented a new name!  This is my daughter Elisabeth, and this is my daughter Tifafny.  Yes, you heard it right….Tif-Af-Ny.