I think Stephen King owes me…..

The REASON he owes me is that he didn’t use me as inspiration in The Lawnmower Man.  I have become so active with mowing lawns, lately.  I finished up Nanny’s yard today.  Didn’t even get my usual major backache!!!!

My Mikey had a migraine, so I attempted to get his latest headache RX.  It didn’t work, because the pharmacy was closed.  CVS has some strange hours.  I would imagine a pharmacy that has a drive-through would be open 24 hours.  Not so, in this case.  Bastards!

So I went to HEB instead.  I bought the cheap equivalent of Excedrin Migraine and Ibuprofen (plus some diet sodas).  I was so pleased, because I didn’t  feel like a fat slob slouching through the store, as I ususally feel.  No, today I felt like a normal person, not too slim, but not ugly crazy fat.

Two plus sides to  working on all this fucking grass-cutting lately :

a) I have lost about ten pounds

b) I have much much more of a tan now

The tan was not my  goal, but I’m happy I don’t look quite so DEAD now.  Still have dark circles under the eyes, but hey…can’t complain, man.

Everybody take it easy!

My Mikey, I love you forever times PI cubed plus one,

Your Jack