Mikey’s Birthday

I’m quite the schlemiel today. First off, I realized this morning that it was my cousin Lance’s birthday, but I somehow managed NOT to remember that it is also My Mikey’s birthday!!!!!!!!!

I feel like such a heel, because I’ve been so on edge today. It’s not right that My Precious Mikey catches the short end of the stick, especially on HIS DAY!!!!! My baby, if you’re reading this (and I haven’t already said it to you in person), please know that I apologize for being so edgy. You have done nothing wrong today. In fact, you have been more charming and a bit giddier today, in some ways, than usual. I wish I had not awakened in the frame of mind that I did. That would have helped me be a better husband on your special day. I know you don’t like birthdays to begin with, and this day may reinforce that they are not good occasions, but I hope you will not feel that way.

Every day with you is a special occasion, my darling. I’m so sorry for being the way I have been today. Please forgive me, sweet baby.

I love you forever times PI cubed plus one,

Your Jack