12:47am – Jealousy

PROVE IT, HERMY……

I know this is petty.  I know I am stupid to let it upset me, but upset me it has.

Earlier, Mikey mentioned a poster of Orlando Bloom that hangs in Elisabeth’s room.  The mistake came when he mentioned that he loved looking at Orlando because he’s so beautiful.  Well, fucking fine.  Go look at him, then.

You know my looks have always been a sensitive issue with me, and what do you do but call someone whom I can never hope to compete with beautiful.  That’s all fine, I guess.  I’m just a jealous moron, anyway.

Fuck me, I guess I’ll just fucking cut my goddamned ugly-ass face off.

 I find it very UNamusing that when I casually mentioned that there are better looking people out there than either of us, you got all bent out of fucking shape.  So now it’s fair for you to remind me of how much I fall short in yet another department?!!!!  Thanks a whole fucking lot, Mikey.