My Christmas List

 A fellow ODer posted some celebrity crushes. Now, I’ve never found that I’m too terribly attracted to celebrities. At least, not the conventional ones like Channing Tatum or who the hell ever else. 

This is more my speed. 

Till Lindemann 

Oh this man. 

I’d love to find this in my bedroom one night.
 

Christoph Waltz

When I first saw him in Inglorious Basterds, I could not appreciate his attractiveness because he was such an asshole.  In Water for Elephants? I was like, "Marlena! WTF is your problem??? You want that scrawny thing over CHRISTOPH WALTZ?!" 

He looks good scruffy too. 

Jason Isaacs

Have you heard this man speak? Need I say more?

In character, I can certainly imagine him being very… domineering in bed. Just my type. 😉

Maynard James Keenan 

I think my crush on him mainly stems from the fact that listening to him sing makes me want to cum. Instantly.

Serj Tankian 

I can’t decide…

Short hair or long hair. 

 

I just realized that ALL of these men are 45+. Hmm. Oh well.