When I’m Home Alone, I Just Can’t Stop Myself…

 

THE LETTER A;
Yes ma’am, I am.  Are you available?
I am 20 years, 4 months, 23 days, 2 hours, 32 minutes and some seconds old.  What is your age?
Stupid people.  People who don’t know how to drive correctly.  Improper grammar.  People who don’t empty their baskets when they get to my till at Rona, expecting me to do it for them – that is NOT my fucking job, I am not your basket-emptying cash-bitch, I am here ONLY to scan your shit and take your money.  What annoys you?

THE LETTER B;
It’s not huge, but it’s big enough for the three of us.  It gets tight in the kitchen and the living room isn’t big enough but we manage.  Do you live in a big house?
October first.  When is your birthday?

THE LETTER C;
Lemon drops.  What’s your favorite candy?
If I told you, it wouldn’t be secret, and what’s the point?  Who’s your crush?
Not too long ago, actually.  Can’t say when for sure, but it’s been less than a week.  When was the last time you cried?

THE LETTER D;
Always.  All the time.  Do you daydream?
Don’t have a favourite.  What’s your favorite kind of dog?
Friday!  What day of the week is it?

THE LETTER E;
Scrambled.  Omlette-d.  Unfertilized!  How do you like your eggs?
Yes, three times.  And then a few times to collect blood.  But I wasn’t ever able to get the vein on the person I was collecting.  They were all so dehydrated…  Have you ever been in the emergency room?
Exist.  What’s the easiest thing ever to do?

THE LETTER F;
Severeal times and I love it each time.  Have you ever flown in a plane?
Not really.  Just a rolled up newspaper.  Do you use fly swatters?
Nope.  Have you ever used a foghorn?

THE LETTER G;
Not anymore.  It’s bad for my jaw.  Hurts the fuck out of it.  Do you chew gum?
Both.  -winkwink-  Are you a giver or a taker?
Sometimes.  Depends on the candy.  I’m nuts for sour gummy worms.  Do you like gummy candies?

THE LETTER H;
Right now?  I’m okay.  Tired, cold, but talking to a great guy I haven’t spoken to in quite some time.  How are you?
Dirty/sandy blonde.  What color is your hair?

THE LETTER I;
Plain vanilla. 

Neopolitain.  Gold Medal Ribbon or World Class Chocolate from Baskin Robbins.  Double Chocolate Brownie from Ben and Jerry’s.  What’s your favorite ice cream?
Yes.  I used to take lessons.  Have you ever ice skated?
I could probably play it if I dug my old recorder out from the bottom of some box.  But no, not really.  Do you play an instrument?

THE LETTER J;
The red.  Cherry.  What’s your favorite jelly bean?
I used to, but working at a hardware store and wearing rings isn’t easy.  Ditto to wearing latex gloves with rings.  Tears them straight apart.  Do you wear jewelry?

THE LETTER K;
Lots of people.  Let’s not go there.  Who do you want to kill?
Not really,  no, but maybe I will when I’m older.  Do you want kids?
My elementary school.  Where did you go for kindergarten?

THE LETTER L;
Not always, but I have my really loose moments.  And no, not loose as in sexually.  Are you laid back?

THE LETTER M;
I don’t have a favourite.  There are too many that I like too much.  Whats your favorite movie?
Sometimes, yeah.  And sometimes, I still cry when I watch them.  Do you still watch Disney movies?
I like the smell of them.  I like the flavour, but I really hate the texture.  They’re kinda slimy…  Do you like mangos?

THE LETTER N;
I’ve got a couple.  Guess them!  Do you have a nickname?
I like multiples of 5.  Love them, actually.  Whats your favorite number?
Yes.  I’m a night owl.  Do you prefer night over day?

THE LETTER O;
I’ve got more than one.  What’s your one wish?
Yes, I am.  It’s better this way.  Are you an only child?

THE LETTER P;
Two; being alone, and being rejected.  What one fear are you most paranoid about?
Same as all the stuff up there under "What annoys you?"  What are your pet peeves?
A good sense of humour (preferably sarcastic, dry wit).  And a kind heart.  What’s a personality trait you look for in people?

THE LETTER Q;
It depends on the person.  Some people you just can’t judge quickly.  Are you quick to judge people?

THE LETTER R;
Good LORD no.  I usually think I’m wrong, actually.  Do you think you’re always right?
Yes, I suppose, but everyone has their moments.  (Uhm, how does this fit under The Letter R?)  <sp

an style=”color: rgb(255, 204, 153);”>Are you one to cry?

THE LETTER S;
Neither.  I prefer for it to rain while it’s sunny.  Do you prefer sun or rain?
No, I hate it.  I’m really screwed then, living in Canada, aren’t I?  Do you like snow?
Summer.  What’s your favorite season?

THE LETTER T;
3.01 am.  What time is it?
11.17 am.  What time did you wake up?
I was about… 7.  When was the last time you slept in a tent?

THE LETTER U;
Yep.  White with pink writing.  Joe Boxer.  Wanna see?  -winks-  Are you wearing underwear?

THE LETTER V;
All of them.  What’s the worst veggie?
Las Vegas.  Hawaii.  Los Angeles.  Venice/Tuscany/Rome.  Greece.  Scotland.  London.  Paris.  Where don’t I want to go on vacation?  Where do you want to go on vacation?

THE LETTER W;
Cracking my knuckles/neck/jaw/elbows/knees/toes/ankles.  What’s your worst habit?
Canada.  Alberta.  Caaaaapital city of it.  Where do you live?
See: The Letter P – What one fear are you most paranoid about?  What’s your worst fear?

THE LETTER X;
Several times.  I used to dance and ended up with sprained and twisted ankles all the time.  Have you ever had an x-ray?
Nope.  Have you seen the x-games?
Who the fuck does?  Do you own a xylophone?

THE LETTER Y;
Sometimes.  Depends what/who it’s on.  Do you like the color yellow?

Someone to touch me and make me shiver.  What’s one thing you yearn for?

THE LETTER Z;
Libra.  Whats your zodiac sign?
Yes, he was quite the serial killer.  Do you believe in the zodiac?
Kangaroo.  Koala.  Favorite zoo animal?

<spa

n style=”font-size: 9pt;”>It is SO wrong of me, but I’m really nuts for the new Justin Timberlake song (What Goes Around… Comes Around), and also, I am angry that there is not yet a video for the new AFI release The Missing Frame.

Class dismissed!

 

– fame < infamy – fall out boy –