If you cannot crap out the crap…

It’s not really a crap…..

Had a couple of hours to kill so i thought i’d treat you all to another survey. A little longer then yesterdays so i won’t judge you for not finishing. The next entry will be a photo/video filled favourites only entry, so if you don’t see it, make sure you let me know. I had a bit of a faves clearout. It’ll be here, hopefully, tomorrow. If not, Friday.

Enough from me. Enjoy…or not.

 

 

 

1.Have you ever been on TV?
I have. I was about…11? It was at Longbridge (the place where Rovers used to be made).

2.What is your favorite IM acronym (lol, omg, ttyl, etc)?
OMGWTFBBQ!

3.What’s the most common name you know?
Jen.

4.What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Fuckin hell, it’s been that long i don’t even remember! I think it was The Spiderwyck Chronicles with my nephews.

5.You’re having a bad day.Who do you want to talk to?
These days? Mostly myself.

6.Do you know any foreign languages?
I know Punjabi, and no, i won’t teach you the swears!

7.Who of your friends can tell anything to you?
All of them.

8.Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not?
I would and i do.

9.Hot or nice?
Nice. I find it hot.

10.Do you drink soda?
Just call me Coke Boy!

11.Have you ever danced in public?
Not unless copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed first.

12.Do you get along with other people’s parents?
I do…for the most part.

13.What was the last insult you GAVE?
You Spanish twat! Aimed at Rafa Nadal…..bastard.

14.What is your screen name?
Maul. Mr Maul.

15.Have you ever made out with just a friend?
Hahahaha, oh god!

16.Have you ever seen Nine Inch Nails in concert?
Nope, but i wouldn’t say no. Why, you asking?

17.What’s your favorite song?
Currently, Lips Like Morphine by Kill Hannah. Overall, Mad World by Gary Jules.

18.Magazines or books?
Books.

19.Do you like dancing?
Only in my own living room…and the shower.

20.Who have you met online?
Everyone and no one.

21.What is the perfect day for you?
Any day that involves football, smoking, drinking, not getting emotional, her and you.

22.What sports do you play?
Football and drinking.

23.Land or water?
Land ahoy! I fuckin hate open water.

24.Do you have a girlfriend?
I do. She’s lovely…and forgiving.

25.What was your New Year’s resolution?
Didn’t have one. What’s the point? I usually break them by the 2nd.

26.Do you have any pets? Why?
Nope. They all went and died on me.

27.Do you read much?
I do. But i still haven’t finished that damn Zombie survival guide!

28.Do you believe in hell?
Believe in it? I got a seat reserved!

29.Do you believe in life after love?
Well…yeah. You’re not just gonna suddenly fall down dead, are you?

30.Can you cook?
I can and bloody well.

31.How much cash do you have right now?
£35.74 in my wallet.

32.What is your favorite name?
I’ve always been a fan of Dana. Must be an X Files thing.

33.Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney. So many fitties…

34.Have you ever considered suicide?
*shifty eyes*

35.What is your favorite musical instrument?
Drums baby!

36.Rhyme, free verse, or slant rhyme?
Erm……LOOK OVER THERE! *runs away*

37.What is your favorite type of ice cream?
A cold one.

38.Have you ever been on a road trip?
I’ve been on many road trips. Everytime i sit in my car.

39.Do you love someone?
I love many people. Just call me Jesus.

40.Good or evil?
Welcome to the Dark Side. Mwhahahahahahahaha!

41.Do you like poetry?
As i’ve said many times before, i may not know poetry but i know what i like.

42.Do you like walks in the park?
No. Fuckin hayfever.

43.Are your parents still together?
They are.

44.What does the world need more of?
STICKERS!

45.Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah. It’s my mate.

46.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Got one thanks.

47.Do you have a cell phone?
Nope, i have a mobile.

48.Have you ever slept on a rooftop?
Does a car ro

of count?

49.Last time you cried?
You’re asking me that? THIS WEEK???

50.Have you ever smoked?
I have and i still do. IT’S FUCKIN COOL AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!

51.Tastes great, or less filling?
I’ll go for tastes great. What is food without flavour?

52.Who is the stupidest person you know?
*runs away again*

53.Would you go skydiving?
Planes are built with doors for a reason!

54.Would you kill someone?
Depends on who they are and what they slapped me with.

55.Have you ever gone streaking?
Can’t say that i have.

56.Jeans or skirt?
On me? Jeans. On a woman? If it ain’t short, wrap em up nice and tight!

57.Who is the most unique person you know, and why?
Rhyan.

58.Do you have a job? What is it?
I do. I work weekdays, weekends, holidays and no fuckin pension! Keeping a house standing isn’t easy work.

59.Are you a health freak?
Hehehehe, you stupid prick.

60.Tofu or bacon?
Bacon wrapped in bacon!

61.Last kiss?
God, it’s been a while. Is it bad that i can’t remember? I wanna say Monday?

62.Favorite day of the week?
Friday.

63.Burial or cremation?
Bury me please. I wanna give the wormies a feast.

64.Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails?
I am somewhat of a fan.

65.How do you align yourself politically?
You find 2 politicians, stand them side by side and then join them.

67.Who is the most boring person you know?
I shall decline to answer. He doesn’t read this, but still.

68.New York or California?
I’ve developed somewhat of a disliking for California, so ima go with NEW YORK, NEW YORK!

69.You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions?
Set fire to them and jump on. Hey, i’m gonna die anyway right?

70.Have you ever bought a car?
Not for myself.

71.Have you ever been dumped?
Yes.

72.Abercrombie or Urban Outfitters?
*points at the big sign that reads “THIS IS ENGLAND!”*

73.Have you ever seen Switchfoot in concert?
Nope.

74.Have you ever moshed?
A few times.

75.Have you ever been home schooled?
You mean learn stuff at home? I learn lots at home, but never in a school environment.

76.Do you like yourself?
At times.

77.What is your favorite male name?
Darth, lol.

78.Would you go rock climbing?
Only little rocks, Arkansas, lol.

79.Do you believe the Bible?
Oh man, why’d you have to go all Jesusey on me???

80.Have you ever been in a movie?
YES! But i can’t remember the name of it. They were filming it at the airport when i was working there. I was sitting in the back, smoking.

81.Have you ever been on a cruise?
FUCK NO! YOU MAD???

82.Do you consider yourself religious?
See above answer.

83.Who is the funniest person you know?
Rajan. That little fucker cracks me up.

84.Orange juice or apple juice?
Apple. I can’t eat em but i can sure drink the fuckers.

85.Do you find dead people interesting?
I find the conversations very one sided.

86.Bagels or chicken?
Chicken. Mmmm, good chicken!

87.Do you like dogs?
*Insert extremelly insulting/sexist joke here*

88.What would be the best way to die?
Being 98 years old and removing my 18 year old wifes underwear with my teeth.

89.What’s your favorite drink?
Magners. Mmmmmmm.

90.Hot or beautiful?
Beautiful.

91.Have you ever tackled someone?
Lotsa times.

92.Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman?
I’m gonna go with Mr Whitman. I’ve only read a couple of his poems but that’s a couple more than Miss Dickinsons.

93.What is the longest you have gone without sleeping?
I don’t know. I stopped counting after 72 hours.

94.What was the last compliment you GAVE?
“Now THAT is a work of art!” Yes, an arse was involved.

95.Do you like cats?
EWWWWWWW!!! EVIL!! EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!!

96.What is one thing that annoys you?
Germans.

97.Have you ever been late to work because of myspace?
Can’t say i have.

98.Last time you were really really mad?
This morning.

99.Do you hate yourself?
Not at this moment.

100.Do you wear perfume?
Nope. I have a penis.

101.Where is your favorite place to be?
In my car.

102.Favorite athlete?
*Bows before his Holy Beckhamness*

103.Do you like sports?
Yes and yes.

104.Do you ever use your full name?
Nope. Infact, i dislike it so much i even shortened the first one. Now to just make it legal…..

105.Explain what you think about dating.
It’s a cruel practice that was devised by card shops.

106.Have you ever been in an accident?
A few.

107.Do you believe in free will?
Do you want me to?

108.Would you dress as the opposite sex?
Only if very drunk and it would bring a laugh.

109.Have you ever kissed someone in the rain?
Yes. Best. Thing. Ever!

110.Say something annoying.
“I know a song that’ll get on your nerves….”

111.Would you date someone younger than you?
I would. Not illegal younger though. (Shut it! lol)

112.Watching or playing sports?
Watching. I’m not good enough to play for Englan……hahaha, couldn’t finish that one!

113.Favorite month?
December.

114.Have you ever had your heart broken?
A few times.

115.Have you ever been drunk?
Yes! Good times. Except i’m an emotional drunk. Bad times.

116.Status quo or radical change?
“Rockin all over the world…..”

117.Have you ever been high… on life?
No, i’m not a hippy.

118.Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. I love with one. I’ll call him Elton.

119.How are you feeling right now?
Not too bad thanks. Yourself?

120.Would you smoke?
I would and i do. Infact, i could do with one now. Back in a bit.

121.Do you own a car?
I don’t personally, but i may as well.

122.Planes or boats?
Neither. Can i not drive?

123.Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
Well, now that you mention it…

124.Mints or chewing gum?
Gum. I find mints leave a chalky after taste.

125.Do you like to learn?
I do.

126.What’s your favorite store?
B&Q and Wickes!

127.Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
Loads! They’re very fun.

128.Drums or guitar?
DRUMS BABY! YEAH!

129.Do you get annoyed easily?
Yeah. It’s something i should work on.

130.Do you personally know any bums?
I know Frank that hangs outside the Bullring. He’s kinda cool. The BBC did a documentary a while ago and he was featured.

131.Would you try to take over the world?
HELL YEAH! I’d be a cool leader.

132.Have you ever fallen in love with a best friend?
Quite a few times. In fact, more times then i care to remember.

133.What is your dream job?
Space Cowboy!

134.Do you have a bad life?
Not really. I’m actually very lucky.

135.What’s the longest car ride/road trip you’ve been on?
India. 13 hours in a car from the top of India to the bottom.

136.What is your biggest fear?
Drowning.

137.Snakes or rabbits?
Snakes eating rabbits.

138.What is/was your favorite subject in school?
History. I loved the past.

139.Favorite city?
Birmingham. I was born here, and if i have my way, i’ll die here.

140.Do you like holidays?
I love Christmas. Not a huge fan of the others.

141.Would you give money to a hobo?
I do. Especially Frank.

142.Do you get motion sickness?
I used to. Quite badly.

143.What’s your favorite movie?
Currently, Love Actually.

144.Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset.

145.What’s your favorite animal?
Yaks.

146.When you wake up, what is the first thing you think?
“Where’s my phone?”

147.Do you like the band The Shins?
Not really.

148.Do you wear deoderant?
I do. Sure for Men.

149.Ocean or pool?
Neither!

150.What is your favorite type of music?
Mostly rock, but i enjoy a bit of everything. Except country!

151.What size shoe do you wear?
10.

152.Do you believe in love?
I do. It’s a wonderful curse.

153.Do you like the band The Arcade Fire?
I like a couple of tracks, but i’m not a huge fan.

154.Shower or bath?
Shower. Unless it’s been a long day and radox is involved.

155.One rumor that’s been spread about you:
That i was sleeping with Binas sister. DUDE! SHE HATES ME!

156.Would you be president if you could?
<font color=”black”>Hell yeah. Anything to get rid of that stuttering fool (You can take that to mean Bush or Brown).

157.French or Italian?
Italian. I hate the French ALMOST as much as the Germans.

158.Do you have a blog?
Duh….

159.Can you cross your eyes?
Yup, but it hurts after a while.

160.Have you ever been in love?
I have and i am.

161.Last time you spent $100, and what for?
That would equate to £50, so that would be yesterday when i paid £300 for work on Lucy.

162.Would you lie to your best friend?
Not anymore.

163.What is your biggest weakness?
My left ankle, hehe. Actually, i trust too easily.

164.Have you ever met a celebrity?
Quite a few. Working in the airport brought me in regular contact with the slightly rich and mildly famous. I met Billie Piper before she became all slutty and space/time travelly. I also met Jari Litmanen (he of Liverpool FC fame) who was a lot taller then you’d think!

165.What is your favorite number?
11.

166.Do you own a camera phone?
I own 3. I use 1.

167.Who is your favorite celebrity?
David Beckham.

168.Where is your favorite place to live?
You mean where WOULD be my favourite place to live? Egypt…a very VERY long time ago.

169.Have you ever missed a meal because you were busy on myspace?
Nope. I have a life.

170.Do you like your name?
I like the short version.

171.One best friend or many good friends?
I enjoy the company of many.

172.What do you label yourself as?
Jag.

173.Ever run away from home?
Once. Lasted about 20 minutes.

174.Have you ever peed your pants after age 8?
If i have, i was drunk and it dried before i woke up. Ewwwwwwwww.

175.What is your favorite word?
…ification

176.Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
A couple of times.

177.Do you like meeting friends’ parents?
I get on pretty well with most of them, so yeah.

178.Would you eat human flesh for money?
I eat my own flesh for free!

179.Do you want to get married?
At some point, it’d be nice. But i don’t hold any great importance in a piece of paper, even if the government does.

180.Lace or satin?
Satin…mmmmmmmmmmmm.

181.Would you run from the police?
I have done. Not anymore though.

182.Do you stop to smell the roses?
No. They make me sneeze.

183.Abercrombie or Hollister?
*Points at the sign again*

184.Cappuccino or coffee?
Coffee. Best discovery ever!

185.Explain your religious beliefs:
Easy. I’m not.

186.Who is the fattest person you know?
Lol, that’s just cruel!

187.Lonely or lovesick?
Right now, kinda lonely.

188.Do you shower daily?
Yes.

189.Have you ever failed a grade? Why?
Nope. Coz we don’t have grades. We have years.

190.Would you flip off the president?
Hell yeah!

191.When do you go to bed?
When i get time.

192.Last text?
Receieved :- “Night Mickey. Love you XXX”
Sent :- “Night Mallory. Love you more XXXXX”

193.Have you ever been on a boat?
A few times. Cant say i cared for it.

194.Do you want to go to college?
No thanks. I’m in my pyjamas.

195.Do you have any piercings?
None…yet.

196.Have you ever written a poem?
Yes. Was it any good? God no.

197.Soup or salad?
Soup. I dont like green food.

198.Do you know anyone who has never left their home state?
I don’t think so. Yanks…little help?

199.McDonalds or Burger King?
Burger King. Can’t beat their fries.

200.Pizza or pasta?
Hello Pizza Point!