Smokius Maximus….2 years later

So once again my car decided to become a smoke bomb. It’s like my life is cursed, except this time no hot firemen, lol. It went like this: I was driving home from work yesterday when this asshole in front of me made a sudden left turn so I had to stomp on my brakes really hard. When lo and behold, I looked in my rearview mirror and noticed my car was trailing smoke. I was like what the fuck. So I continue driving, constantly looking at the clouds of smoke billowing out. My heat gage was reading normal so I was like ooookaaaaay. Called the momster and had her confer with my uncle, even though I have his number. He’s so weird. Anyway,so she called me back and was like he thinks you’ve blown a head gasket. Ummm…..riiiiiiight. One of those. Does anyone else think that sounds wrong?  Blown  a head gasket. Hmmmmm….so there I was driving down a busy street puffing smoke from my front and my rear…hehe. I managed to make it home alright. Although on the last stretch my car started shuddering.I had to plead with the bitch to get her the rest of the way. Needless to say that was a great way to end my last day of the week.

And wow…..I was only half done with this entry and I just left it as is….for two whole friggin years. WOW. 10-4-07

~The Black Mage stirs……and wonders