I did something out of the ordinary…help

 So I really need quick money for a plane ticket to Pensacola in the nd of October (since my parents are liars!) so I was thinking about going to bartend..only problem is…I have no experience so I’d have to train and wait and all that crap..

 so I’m looking online today and Denver nightlife for jobs and I see an add for thie Gentleman’s club downtown..now I’m not about to jump on stage for money but I thought maybe if I cocktailed there I could make quick cash? I drive all the way downtown (thinking "oh my gosh I can’t believe I’m doing this) and the lady at the front says I can’t cocktail until  I turn 21 (next month) WTF?!  She’s like "oh well if you want a job as an entertainer we’ll train you and you can get a job!" Fuck that I don’t think I could handle it..

failed attempt… I can only work the weekends because I’ve got classes all week. How the hell am I going to make about 400 dollars by mid October?