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I’m such a kiss ass.
Yesterday was the witch boss’s birthday. I actually left the house early in the morning to get to the store and buy her flowers. But this is not because I know she thinks I’m retarded and I’m trying to win points. I think everyone should get flowers sometimes. But then at the store I remembered that she likes useful things. So I bought her chocolate, her weakness, to ensure I covered my bases. This I did to win points.
This morning she showed me her new necklace that her husband got her for her birthday. Oooooh! So shiny! I love it! It’s very striking!
Kill me, please. I loathe everything about myself at this moment.
HOWEVER! This girl needs a job. And if I have to kiss the ass of the cow that is my devil boss, then so be it. Nobody else is paying me. Are you?! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??
She just asked me if I want blueberries cause she’s going to the store. Back in the good books, baby. Damn I’m good.
How can you not like a boss who constantly offers to buy you blueberries? Sounds fabulous! I think everyone should get flowers on their birthday. We should make it mandatory. 🙂
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Lol nice 😀
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haha nice work on the choccie 🙂 haha no I work in a service station, graveyard shifts 9pm til 5am, i know, exciting right lol
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