The proposed meeting of two souls~

A break from: The Life of Jesus.

He begrudgingly said to her on the phone,
 
"Ok.  How can I accommodate you?"
 
She sounded hurt.  "Your really jumping up and down for joy, huh?"
 
"Ah, sarcasm.  Actually, I’m not jumping up and down."
 
She snickered.   "Oh, so your feeling joy, then: at being presented with such a a gracious opportunity, even though you sound like you just swallowed some bitter medicine?"
 
He merrily chuckled.  "Well, I figure this: I’d downplayed the exploding joy within, not wanting to sound like a lunatic: and passionately say, ‘pray tell: I bessech thee: how can I accomodate your heart?  How can I fulfill your every desire?  Tell me: when are the precious moments that you will allot to your most humble servant?  I stand here with baited breath waiting for my lady to speak.’"
 
She cleared her throat, and wore a satified smile.  "Thank you for clearing that mattter up."  Consulting her appointment book, she said, "My appointment is about all filled up.  But I will see if I can squeeze you in.  I assume that you will be at my beck and call?"
 
"Oh yes, my lady. I’ll be awaiting by the phone for your call."
 
"Good.  Well, your dismiss for now. Ha. Ha. Just jesting."
 
"What seeks my humble lady, now?"
 
"I wouldn’t say I’m all that humble."
 
"Yes, my lady. And?
 
"And I think that I will do some checking with the local FBI office to see if there are any files on you."
 
"Indeed, my lady, if that is your wish."
 
"Yes.  One can never be too careful."
 
"Indeed, my lady."
 
"Your quite the gentlemen."
 
"Yes, my lady."
 
"You even sound kind of sweet. But are you?"
 
"My lady?"
 
"Are you a sweet guy?"
 
"Ive been told that, my lady."
 
"Hmn..then how come no one has ever snatched you up?"
 
"Well, my lady, I think that I have been waiting for you all of my life."
 
She chuckled. "You sound like you have an answer for everything."
 
"Yes, my lady.  I try to keep me wits about me."
 
"Ya know, I’m sensing that an FBI check on you: won’t be neccessary, after all.  Am I correct in that assessment?"
 
"Yes, my lady.  My heart will seek to treat you with sweet love, while killing you with kindness."
 
"Wow. You have all the right words."
 
"Thank you, my lady."
 
"I simply have to meet you and see if you are for real."
 
"Ah, my lady. You won’t be disappointed in that.  I am very real."
 
"Ok.  Well, I’ll get back to you, as quickly as I can."
 
"Bless you, my lady."