Dear Heart:

Okay, heart, we need to have a talk here. What you’re doing is stupid and wrong and you’re just putting yourself into the path of a world of pain. i mean, really. (Come on heart, live in the now.)

Plus, heart, you like it the way things are. You like bathing in the testosterone. You love having friends to sit in the park with and laugh.

Also, heart, you’re just jumping to conclusions about this whole things because you’re out of practice and this is too much at once.

And he is far too familiar, you know. It is creepy. You, heart, make me feel creepy because he is too familiar.

But, i will admit it to you, this has been fun! He is great. He makes you miss him when he is gone.

But being a friend is far better than anything you’ll never have, so stop this now.

It is good right now, and you’re happy, and you’re having fun. You laugh even when he’s not there because somehow the fun is residual. It is good right now, so don’t mess it up.

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