………………………………………yep.

Drove down to Reagan’s over the weekend. Official wedding business to attend to. Met the other lady in her line (they are only having two each). She’s a twat with really big hair, but whatever. Its not like I have to be her BFF. Reagan’s fiance is having his brother and best friend in his line.

Let me just say this… his brother is totally fuckable. Meaning he is NOTHING like the groom (no shaved legs or tanning passes). I feel ridiculous typing that. Did I just morph into a 10 year old girl on the verge of puberty?!

"Dear Diary, I met a boy today. He’s soooo fuckable!"

We met while I was outside for fresh air (aka smoking a joint). He introduced himself. And helped me finish off my weed.

And that’s that. He lives in Seattle, which is gay as fuck. Seattle can suck blueberry waffles (the disease, not the food-look it up). Not really pursuing anything other than a potential pre-wedding weed partner.

Dart’s sick. Hasn’t moved much today. Won’t drink or eat. Thinking a trip to the vet is in order if he doesn’t change tonight.

………….I can’t believe I actually wrote any of this down. I am one boring mother fucker. Fuck off.

*twiddles thumbs*

One Angry Dwarf

May 2, 2012

Dude whatever, Seattle REPRESENT. I guess Portland is supposedly identical except with slightly less douchery, though. Whatevs. I love my city. Everyone should move here and smoke weed and fuck brothers. … wot

Necroconda

haha, I was eating a cream cheese brownie when I looked that up. I think bloated rat carcass is more accurate.

LowCarb4Life

Uh. I had to look up the blueberry waffle disease. I wish I hadn’t.

besieged brunette

That waffle shit is mcnasty. This dude sounds hot though. What’s so bad about Seattle, anyway? Poor baby Dart! I hope he feels better soon.

skip a beat.

😉

Unexpected Error

May 3, 2012

NOT BORING! I’m totally not googling that disease though.

Hellfire

RYN: Hey, I think I started it with that weird dream about sending you Xmas cookies. LMAO. I would totally try sending you Zombie brain cake. Who doesn’t love the horse head? I mean, come the hell on. I have a weird desire to recreate that photo in my own bathroom – what do you think? I have to say that while I was unaware of the “Blue Waffle” until you brought it to my attention (thank you for that), flash eating bacteria is still my fav infliction. What’s your beef (blue waffle) with Seattle? I want to move there. Speak now or forever hold your piece, lady.

joshlt

Seattle is cool what are you talking about?!??? … I guess its not cool whenever its raining which is probably a 11 months out of the year.