P.E.T.A. can kiss my meat

I jumped online today to shoot an email over to work (Dad: It’s been great getting stoned with you and watching Wayne’s World, but don’t you have to work at some point? Me: Oh shit."). And while I swiveled around in my chair, mindless typing in the address bar, I saw that P.E.T.A. is sueing SeaWorld for "enslaving animals". They want the whales to have constitutional rights.

flajflkjalk;djlakfhgalkhvj;lkdvjhfhjvlkjfdflk;cjlkfdjb;lkjfvkl;jfkljvkd. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

First of all, I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE PETA. For all of you veggie/vegans out there, munching on your fucking greens….this rant is NOT for you. I have absolutely zero interest in your dietary life style. UNLESS you belong to PETA….

Then you are the biggest brain dead twat to ever roam the earth. Or as they say…"You are the result of 4 billion years of revolutionary success. Fucking act like it."

My list and reasons for hating PETA stretch for miles and you, my sweets, all have short attention spans. And even if I were to start rambling off why I loathe the mindless fucks, I’d drive myself mad before concluding my rant. I sincerely hate being cut off.

All I have to say is this: WATCH AND RELISH IN THE TRUTH…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY

Tonight, I shall pray the Zombies eat PETA first.

Mr. Mofo

October 26, 2011

I do NOT have a short atte, Hey look, a zombie PETA member is eating a baby bunny!!!

I double dog dare you to say you didn’t gigglesnort at my note…I know you fucking gigglesnorted

mybeautdee

PETA are extremist and they need to find balance. They take things way too far and just make themselves look like bloody idiots! All that money being used legally and for marketing, could be better used else where where its TRULY needed!

Hellfire

Did you see that PETA is going to launch a PORN sight with “horrible” things done to animals..”We’re hoping to reach a whole new audience of people” Oh yeah they are going to reach a whole new audience of people the KINKY FREAKS. WHAT THE BLOODY BLUE HELL ARE THOSE PEOPLE THINKING?

“When people first visit the site, it will be very enticing and once they go just a little bit deeper, that’s when they’ll be confronted with images that we hope will make them stop and think and get them talking and hopefully encourage them to make a lifestyle change to a plant-based diet,” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PETA IS BRILLIANT! Wow.

I’m OFFENDED by your entry. I am a proud member of: People Eating Tasty Animals !!!!!!!!

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Fuckin’ PETA! Those guys are the biggest morons! Did you know they condemn insulin (harvested from pigs) but the vice president uses insulin every day? She says it’s so she can keep on living to save animals lives. Bullshit hypocrites! Argghhh! Sorry, I just very strongly agree. X

theoccasional

November 1, 2011

RYN – that record by the Go definitely carried my tired a** through the month of September. What a great piece of work. Where did you hear about them?

brilliant! ~Anna