You are having pie and coffee with a living legend

My latest entries need a tampon. Booooooooooooooowhaaaaaaaa. stfu, emo tween.

Dad’s been feeling better so last weekend, I met up with some old college buddies.

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila…….MUD!

Yes, virtual friends. I went mud wrestling. It was glorious, minus the muddy cooch. The man smearing mud on my cheek is my tutor and flaming homosexual friend Jason. I went with Jason, his boyfriend and two of my old dorm roommates Rasheal and Jordan.

Post mud war. I think Hank (the dog) could still smell us though…

We drank that day, which made wrestling so much more enjoyable. I RARELY drink. I’m pro-green. But tequila and I….well lets just say we have an intense love affair. Went to bar. Played pool and watched Jason make straight men squirm. One of these days he’s gonna get decked in the face. I sadly, will not see it.

Came home Sunday. Dad was happy I left. I was happy I left. Dart was not so happy I left. He’s given me the silent treatment all week. Maybe Dart needs a tampon too.

Talked Dad into a walk by the beach. Heaven.