Fat dogs are hard to kidnap.

Want to see a picture of my new lover?

I noticed this handsome stud hanging around my neighborhood for the past week now. I finally mustered up the courage to approach him, ask him for his name (well….check to see if there was a dog tag). There was nothing. And to make matters worse, he had a dart (from a blow gun) sticking through his ear.

So guess who took this fellow home? Fuckin’ right I did!

He’s mine now. I’ve been wanting a dog for awhile. Technically apt. management looks down on it. BUT, I’m leaving for my dads next week. So I just gotta keep my new found love on the low down till next Friday.

Now…I need a name. Suggestions?

DART! You have to name him dart! It’s sooo perfect!

Unexpected Error

August 26, 2011

Suggestions: Blobby; Rundo; Excelsior; Windy; Sluppy; Fog; Blog; Anything that rhymes with ‘dog’; Mr Mandibles; Petunia; Samsung; Mr Snuggles; Jobby. ENJOY! xx

Unexpected Error

August 26, 2011

Actually, just read the top note. Dart is actually a pretty awesome name. But so is Excelsior.

Looking4Forever

August 26, 2011

LOL…I like Dart. That’s pretty cute considering the atrocity of the situation…enjoy your new friend!

Hellfire

August 26, 2011

Good for you! Prince Albert. LOL

Hellfire

August 26, 2011

RYN: Well with all the vibrating shenanigans going on I don’t think anyone would actually notice if it’s bestiality or not, so screw it, I’m in. Inter-species erotica…… ::shutter:: HAHah

ebin.

August 26, 2011

otis. xx.

besieged brunette

August 26, 2011

Aww what a big sweetie! I love literary/film references for pet names. Ex: my cats are named Leonard Nimoy and Enid Coleslaw. So I suggest picking your fave movie/book and going from there.