Goodbye BEAUTY QUEEN!

Let me say this first: When I refer to myself as a BEAUTY QUEEN:
  
I am talking about the part of me that:

.obsesses over what she will wear
 .spends an hour doing her hair plus an hour putting on makeup plus half an hour parading infront of the mirror making sure everything LOOKS OK after  two hours of getting ready
.packs ten outfits on a two day trip
            +a  LARGE bag full of makeup, hair products, styling tools…
            + a  bag for accessories ALONE
.constantly checks the mirror while supposed to be relaxing and having fun
(This is who I have become- but this is NOT really ME…)

I will also say this:  I know I dawg BQ a lot, but I DO have LOVE and RESPECT for myself, as every woman should.
Today I did something BQ would NEVER do.
I went for a  NATURAL look, and rocked it to work!

I know there is something wrong with “NATURAL LOOK” …. It sounds like I didn’t wear any makeup at all…

Let’s try, “NATURAL LOOKING MAKEUP LOOK”
That just means I used a teeny tiny bit of makeup, mostly to cover up my blemishes, and a little bit of the more earthy tones to enhance what I got…

What do you think?

I would really go NATURAL but I don’t love myself THAT MUCH just yet… I guess that is something I need to work on…

Anywho: Today’s masterpiece will be a quick 5 minute doodle I hung up on the restroom door for my friends  in 2005, (wayyy before BQ was even conceived.) I was about to leave the house, and I wanted my friends who would be there shortly after  to know that I took a shit before I left. I am kind of gross like that yeah…

I guess I also wanted them to know what it looked like??? LOL
This was when I had my short spiky hair… Annnnnd it looks like I might have been balding too? Annnnnd missing the other half of my arm, ALRIGHTY THEN!