SWANKA

So we were watching some show:

All of a sudden, Lo jumps up and  is like, "OH MY GOD! "Their name is SWANKA!!!"
I was like, "What?"
He’s so excited, and says, "SWANKA!!!  Like that European guy you like?"

….. I turn to him and I say, "HASPOP?!?!"  And we both burst out laughing, because he wasn’t even close!!!
He is such a dork.

Man, I wish I had a pen and paper handy for everything he says that cracks me up! He has said some really funny things.

One day we were cleaning and he was like,
"I like the way you stand, like a horse… With your little baby leg.,,,  The day you were born, the doctor told your parents, ‘I THINK I SEE THE BABY’S LEG!!’ and then you came out."
I thought that was HILARIOUS! He did his "Grandpa voice" and it almost made me cry, it was so funny. He is so random.
 

The other day, he was giving his friend some "GIRL ADVICE." 
He was like warning him, " Hey man, it gets expensive. First they want an appetizer, then a meal, then dessert. Then they want to go to a movie. What you need to do is go ahead and pay the first few times, then after you’ve realized how much you’ve spent on this girl, slowly start taking her to the DOLLAR MOVIES." 

I was like WHAT KIND OF ADVICE IS THAT?!?!
But now that I think about it- That sounds like what he did with me! Once we got married, Cici’s Pizza and the Dollar Movies was a regular! lol….