Waiting for laundry…let’s do a survey?

TEN HOW’S:

1. How did you get one of your scars?
I was running from the cops and I was really drunk and it was really dark, and I decided to skip into this little patch of trees and stuff. I ended up running straight into a barbed wire fence. I jumped it and kept running, but when the cops found me they pointed out that I was bleeding everywhere. I hadn’t even realized I ran into the damn thing. Still have a huge scar.

2. How did you celebrate your last birthday?
I ate some food, did some bowling, drank some drinks, and smoked some weed with a few of my friends and my girlfriend.
 
3. How are you feeling at this moment?
I dunno. I have to go to work soon and don’t really feel like it.

4. How did your night go last night?
I didn’t do much. I turned the heat on in our apartment for the first time since last winter and I got really warm and then being warm made me really sleepy…so I fell asleep around seven, woke up at about ten, ate some stuff and went back to bed.
 
5. How did you do in college?
I could have done better. I guess I will do better this time around.
 
6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
I dunno, I think my mom gave it to me for christmas or something.

7. How often do you see your best friend?
I dunno. I have a few best friends, but they all live far away except one…and he has a girlfriend that takes up most of his time, so I don’t see him very often.

8. How much money did you spend last month?
One million money.

9. How old do you want to be when you get married?
I dunno. Whenever we have the money I guess?
 
10. How old will you be at your next birthday? 
69…heh

NINE WHAT’S:

1. What is your mother’s name?
Mom.

2. What did you do last weekend?
Ummm…I dunno. I did some stuff. Worked mostly.
 
3. What is the most important part of your life? 
Breathing air. Maybe drinking water. Food plays a big part in being alive too.  

4. What would you rather be doing?
Wind surfing while throwing hand grenades and shooting a machine gun.

5. What did you last cry over? 
Cry? Yeah right.  

6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
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7. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? 
A vagina mostly.  That’s a must.

8. What are you worried about?
Losing my hair. Or losing my penis. Or having my teeth just kind of randomly start falling out. Oh, or passing a kidney stone. I would just kill myself. I’m not having no pee hole pain. Not this guy.  

9. What did you have for breakfast?
Breakfast? Yeah right.

EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:

1. Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?  
No,I try to respect the cock.
 
2. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I dunno. Maybe? Probably not.

3. Have you ever been out of the country? 
 Only to Mexico…but only for Papa’s and beer. Oh, and pharmacuticals. Lots and lots of pharmacuticals.

4. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
I dunno, most the things I do are pretty fucking dumb. Outrageously dumb? I don’t know how to gauge that whole thing.  

5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
Naw, I’ve only been stabbed once and I did it to myself. And it was in the leg, not the back.
 
6. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
No…too much naked mixed with too much sand just sounds like a bad combo.

7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
Almost always. Almost.
 
8. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? 
Yeah. Impressed? 

SEVEN WHO’S:

1. Who was the last person you saw?
Some dude who lives in my building while I was putting laundry in the laundry cleaning box thing.

2. Who was the last person you texted?
Rachael.
 
3. Who was the last person you hung out with? 
Cory.

4. Who was the last person to call you?
Someone just called me and asked for Rick. I almost pretended to be Rick, but decided against it because it would probably be more boring than I imagined it would be.
 
5. Who did you last hug?
Either Rachael or Echo.

6. Who is the last person who texted you? 
Rachael

7. Who was the last person you said &quot;I love you" to? 
Rachael

SIX WHERE’S:

1. Where does your best friend live? 
Seattle…le sigh 

2. Where did you last go?
An Elementary school.

3. Where did you last hang out?
At Cory’s place.

4. Where do you go to school? 
Currently, nowhere.
 
5. Where is your favorite place to be? I dunno.
 
6. Where did you sleep last night? 
In my bed. 
 
FIVE DO’S/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now? 
I love my girlfriend.
 
2. Do you think anyone likes you?
Everyone likes me, it’s amazing. I am amazing!

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Sometimes. I dunno. I would still want to look like me and keep my penis and personality and everything.

4. Do you know the muffin man? 

5. Does the future scare you?
The really scary thing is the present.

FOUR WHY’S:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)? Because they are all as awesome as I am. It’s like Mensa but for awesome people.
 
2. Why did you get a diary?
 Probably because of that burrito I ate. I’ve had it all day..

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?
I dunno.

4. Why are you doing this survey?
I was doing laundry.

THREE IF’S:

1. If you could have one super power what would it be? 
Telekenisis, and you would all be so fucked.  

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? 
Oh yeah. You would all be so fucked.  

3. If u were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
My dildo.
 
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:

1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? 
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaha.  

2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? 
My beautiful head of hair? Fuck that! I don’t love anyone that much.
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ONE LAST QUESTION

1. Are you happy with your life right now?

No because I just wasted some of it on this piece of shit survey.