So, we are crazy, but it’s like this…

Since everything is pretty much crazy it just makes sense right?

I mean…I see everything in three ways.

I can’t describe the three ways to you, because they don’t make sense to me, but at the same time, here we all are, crazy as shit and seeing things in three ways we can’t describe.

So…

Some people drink a lot.

Some people do drugs.

Some people lose themselves in their work.

Some (a lot of) people eat their sorrows away.

Some people like sex.

Some people like violence,

,,,shit, some people like their sex mixed with the violence.

Some people like movies.

Some video games.

Others movies…

French people like smoking and having coffee…

 

However, we are all fucking hiding.

And we are all crazy.

It doesn’t really matter if the vice or device that you cope with life through is socially acceptable or not…you are still hiding, and you are still crazy.

A lot of people turn to politics or religion.

It’s no different than drugs or alcohol when you start to look at the devotion, time spent, and money wasted.

I’m not saying anything here is right or wrong.

Probably not good or bad either.

But here is the deal…

We are all fucking crazy.

A lot of asshats out there think that just because someone is crazy in a way that they are not crazy, it means they are better than that person.

Give me abreak.

We are all meeting our end sixty minutes an hour.

It goes for everything.

Every single thing on this planet except for maybe rocks…

Rocks and dirt.

And vampires…they are popular now…they are not going to die.

Mostly because of the whole immortal thing.

Team Jacob, by the way.

So…

I’m just sayin.

We are all fucking crazy.

And…I’m not just saying that because I’m trying to bring everyone down to "my level"

and I’m not trying to spread a message of peace and equality.

I’m just sayin.

…

 

By the way…

I hate everyone.

I am less crazy than you all.

I’m less crazy than everyone.

I also happen to be gorgeous and most everyone is ugly.

I’m smarter than you.

I make more money than you.

I drive a better car than you.

Hell…I even get better tv than you do.

Oh, my cock is huge,

And before when I said "Less crazy" I mean, "not crazy at all".

Fuck you assholes!

OBAMA!

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