Buried to your breasts. (Edit)

Yeah I’m too busy trying to find a job to exercise my rights as a woman to go putting energy into your Stoning bill anyway.

So I guess it is safe to say that for cheating men, we can bury them upside down with a breathing tube so they live and kick them in the crotch for hours.

LMAO!! I will support your motion if we get to bury the cheating penis’ get to have their balls and penises peeled away later by later!!

Dammit! That was supposed to be “if the cheating penises get to have their balls and penises removed layer by layer”…sorry, I was laughing too damn hard!!

haha you should know better than me ACTUALLY looking for a job. I was being waggish 😛

*big smooshy girlie hugs…or some shite like that* Aww. You’re such a sweet gentleperson type. Wtfever, I have nothing. Haha! Maybe its good he gets the money, cause with the ring on my finger, and my hand on his junk, its mine anyways. Haha!

Shush darling…you’re so much prettier when you’re not…typing?? And don’t think too much…you might hurt yourself…you’re meant to look pretty and service the ladies. That’s it. LOL!

Well considering my husband has had his share of little flings where the hell is all that money he should of gotten, at least I could be spending that. So o.k. I will take all that kicking in the crotch stuff back as long as he gets the money. If I am stupid enough to put up with him all this time, at least I will have money to spend at my own whim.

Pay depends on services rendered and if the girls are satisfied afterwards. Hold up. Let me find out. [cue hold music] …. Yes, he does say, “And its our god-forsaken right to be loved, loved, loved, loved, loved…”

Oh well, his Douchebaggery got him some green and some sexy biatches who will lay him for his wallet!! Score!!

*Flicks you*

before you move to Iran, make me a sandwich

You should move. Then you could make a song called I ran to Iran. Hah! Brilliant

The other day I talked to this really ancient woman that didn’t even have her own social security number. Apparently back in the day, if you were a woman, they’d just tack a “B” on to the end of your husband’s SSN and that’s how you collected money. Women were basically subsidiaries of their husbands. Oh, the good old days.

And there wasn’t even any proof that she actually cheated on him. It was someone’s word against her’s.

You know, Mang, I just went there…maybe..three months ago now, for the very first time. Autopia was definitely lacking to today’s standards. At the end of that video I was trying to run some little girl off the road, and I would have succeded too…if it weren’t for those meddling tracks, and their crappy cars too!! ;D –

Buzz Lightyear Adventure, or whatever, was the bomb though! *kaboom*

So can that go both ways? To the men? I mean, it’s just as screwed up….and uhhh I have a few names to toss around 😉 and I LOVE what closedsoul said 🙂 PERFECT!

LOL. screw the stoning, we need that judge’s intuition… convicting people without needing any evidence is what really matters!

Don’t laugh — I’ll bet there are fundamnetalist Christians out there who would love to see a law like this in the United States. They’re always the ones who want to throw the first rock.

the middle east is effing backwards. i lived there. i’d know.

you mean people who cheat period. Not just women?