So…you want to know about my last job do you?
Well, I suppose since I no longer work there, I am no longer contractually obligated to keep what I was doing there a secret.
Hmmm…where do I begin though?
Where do I begin?
I guess, I can sum up what I did for a living in one word…
"PSYCHE!"
Hahahahaha, I am taking that one to the grave with me. Fuck that job. Even without the contract, I just don’t want to admit that I did something like that. I don’t want to think about it. I don’t even want to maybe possibly one day have a chance of thinking about it.
Even right now, I am thinking about it too much.
So I’m going to go do something else now.
SUCKAS!
You suck!
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LAME!!! You know what??? You’re such a fuggin HIPSTER!!!
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HA! i love that we talk on the phone when we are drunk. I WIN
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Brat!
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I’m crushed…
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You do realize we will all just assume you worked for one of those call girl companies. 1800SPANKME. hehehe.
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