God: The Heartbreaker, Devil: The Deal Maker

So, this was the same morning as the awesome chest cam video, so I don’t need anyone pointing out how bad my hair looks *cough*locked*cough*. Thank you very much!

Hahahaha, no, it looks pretty rock and roll.

It looks like I spent a night on a couch getting an endless supply of trinkets thrown at me while I sat helpless, scared, and confused.

Because that’s pretty much how I acquired this particular style.

Anyway, So The West and I woke up and we were about to go to my dad’s house to eat some bomby Mcbomber Ribs delux, when we got a call from Amytronikkk’s (I broke up with my drugs today…yeah, THAT Amytronikkk) sister saying that Amy had been bit by some sort of horrible mutant spider and her arm was rotting off.

So we went down to the hospital to see how she was doing.

They gave her some sort of shot, and she was waiting in the waiting room (where people usually wait in the ER) so that they could see her again to see if the swelling and infection had gone down at all.

This…is her story.

Apparently people started giving me dirty looks, so we decided to leave, at which point Wes got a hold of my camera and began to ask me some questions about my life as a satanist.

This…is my story

Yup…I still have about 6 or seven more videos to upload from that trip. I think after this point though it is mostly of my sister and I driving a car full of her stuff to Salt Lake. But we did have some interesting times in Vegas and on the road that were well documented. Those will be coming soon.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!

the end.

HATE SPIDERSSSSSSSSSS!

I think it’s glorious how you were able to sell your soul before you were even born. … 🙂

berry143

September 16, 2009

im really beginning to resent the fact that i have no speaker usage at work!! now if only i were electronically telepathic and could efficiently read lips. no fuN!! :-/

NO! I meant from youtube to my OD!!!!!! Hahahahahaha. I’ll read this when I’m not rushing to pack for Vegas.

Ok, I read this, but only because I saw a series of coughing and then I saw my name in between and then I HAD to see why I was being mentioned and then I had to go look at what I said about your hair on the chest cam entry and then I had to laugh uncontrollably for like five minutes, but now I’m back here (when I should be packing) and this is what I have to say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahAHAh

I really don’t know how you got natural hair to look fake when there’s a ton of balding guys out there trying to get fake hair to look natural. I mean, really, you are seriously (and I’m soooo not kidding) a genius at the weirdest things. I can’t believe we’re not BFFs!!!!! You’re SUCH a genius, you can do the impossible. Chuck Norris has nothin’ on you, man.

killyourself345

I’m happy you know about Robert Johnson. I got into a drunken argument with a dude in an RX Bandits shirt b/c he told me David Bowie wasn’t relevant and blah blah blah he didn’t know who Robert Johnson was.

wordspinner

“I don’t need anyone pointing out how bad my hair looks” You still have HAIR! Therefore it looks gorgeous in my eyes! Since Amy is gorgeous and sexy, I can only hope that no luscious part of her fell off. I was bitten on the foot by a vicious spider, but the video, had there been one, would not have been so fetching.

teardrop on the fire

September 20, 2009

Somebody showed me a series of pictures of this guy who had gotten bit on the thumb by a brown recluse. Holy sh!t man, if you want to see something amazing gross…that’s it. Ugh, it was horrible. Good place for a tat! I have one on the back of my neck too.