Get your gun
"remember kids, guns aren’t for fun. Guns are for killing things like songbirds, and deer, and intruders, and spice girls, and busybodies who just won’t leave your cult alone, and women who don’t understand you’re the best man for them. That may sound crazy, but when you’re holding a gun, you decide who’s crazy."
-Bill Maher
That needs to be on both a t-shirt and a bumper sticker.
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That needs to be tattooed on your ass.
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Good to see you here again. You’ll be fine. You know in your heart what you need to do. Keep going. You have set your goals and are working toward the foundatrions to support them. You WILL be fine now. You ARE doing it.
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ryn: OH MY GOD i got the surgery. BEST ADVICe i ever got before in my entire long short life. thank yOU dane. i mean that. now i can scare all teh children on my walk to the train, my wings are going to poke out at all the most inoportune moments,, on long lines, in tight corners and at work when im bored theyll come out adn ill fly away and say F YOU BOSSMAN!!!! nice, thanks again 😉
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Preferably your right ass cheek.
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Hahahaha, love it. RYN: Miss you, friend. I miss you a lot.
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Dude, don’t get that tattooed on your ass. You have no idea how much that would hurt. I got two little words and that was the second worst physical pain I’ve been in through in my entire life. Worse than having cigarettes put out on me. Worse than all kinds of cuts and scrapes and bruises and whatever. And that’s, what, like forty words? No, don’t listen to these people lol.
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