FML

So…I have been reading about how other peoples lifes suck all day to make me feel better.

It kind of works. When ever I feel bad about myself, it’s a sure fire thing to cheer myself up by laughing at the misery and mis-fortune of other people.

But, I can’t decided between two of these, I mean I think they are both my favorites.

"Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML"

What a douche right?

I really liked that one, because I imagined if I was going to go see Harry Potter with some girl and she showed up dressed like a witch, I would probably just ask her if she wanted to go get some dinner first. I would take her to a nice restaurant and encourage her to order anything she wanted ( she is still dressed like a witch now mind you ) and I would order something extremely awesome and expensive, an towards the end of the meal politely excuse myself to the restroom, at which point I would get in my car and leave her at the restaurant to take care of the bill and figure out how to get home. I would also change my number.

I like this one a little bit more though.

"Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I’ve gotta lay off the beer..." FML"

Hah…that one doesn’t need any sort of commentary, it’s perfect as it is.

This also makes me feel better:

Yeah…you like that?

Yeah, I know you do.