This is for vegans, but MOSTLY for superman and I
Yeah, I don’t know if a lot of you know it or not, but Superman and I are professional Dinosaurs, we are actually both out of work at the moment however due to the declining economic climate, and the fact that since Barney has been replaced by…well, whatever the fuck it is that kids watch these days, people have really not had a lot of work for us.
I mean…we both played some bit parts in Jurassic Park 2 and 3, but by then…Dinosaurs were already starting to have a pretty hard time.
But it looks like we are back on the rise!
Yeah…and any Vegans out there reading this…the Dinosaur community does not hate you.
I can’t stress this enough, we DO NOT hate you.
We love you…we think you’re delicious!
Kids nowadays are watching things like Transformers, TMNT, some of the sh it we used to watch. Of course there’s the retarded shows like Chowder, the Penguins of Madagasgar, iCarly and Hannah Montana….
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If YOU’RE a dinosaur, what the hell am I, a trilobyte?
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DID WORDSPINNER JUST SAY TRILOBYTE?!?!? OH SNAP.
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I love Hannah Montana for life
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RYN: I’m not into grunge motels (have stayed in a few), but have enjoyed more than one hole in the wall restaurant.
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RYN: I get business guys in suits breakfasting at 6:00 AM–meetings and all, but I DON’T get vacationing families at the trough while the sun is just peeking over the horizon.
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It’s good to be at the top of the food chain = ) Pass the A-1 darlin.
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That’s it. No more reading your entries when I’m sick.
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vegans taste like chicken
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i see stupid signs all of the time and i always think of smarmy, smart ass comebacks. and this makes me wish i had a printer… if only.
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*Squeeeel!!!*
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What happened? Did you get laid off? You were working the other day? Can you at least get unemployment? Rest assured I will now be worried sick about you being unemployed. Maybe it’s time to relocate. Can you stay with your family if you move?
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I’m a mother f’ing raptor. 😀 mofos are apeshit. put a tophat on one, and you got Genius Raptor. haha
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LOL funny entry. I used to be a vegetarian but have gone back to the dark side about a year ago 😛
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Barney is still on t.v. believe it or not, he’s still more famous than me! I saw this on failblog a few days ago with my brother. we were laughing our asses off, and you better be glad you posted this because I was going to post an entry with Dane Fail because you’ve failed to post any fails lately, but I’ll let this count.
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I definitely think sekt should mean spherical direction. Good call on that one. That being said, yeah, I do think sex with another would be the straw which breaks the camel’s back. A whole new can of worms. And, I totally think I’m awesome every time I sink my teeth into meat. But, I think I’m awesome all the time!
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